Carlos (PhD, 369 IQ, 6’1” yigga arc)

Study the psyop tour I’m about to go on in the side quest for information.

Ayo nigga sugar is so bad for u, smoke dis toad cum instead

@icannotlie22 @feralhousepuppy Yeah I wish this was reality for most people. The dating market is more cooked than crypto right now. Hoeflation won’t stop anytime soon if they keep printing more hoes.

@feralhousepuppy Onetime my girlfriend told me she doesn’t even finger herself when she masturbates anymore because it’s only for me 🤗

was with my gf for 3 years before i built up to going “whose pussy is this” and i was honestly afraid she’d start hitting me for trying it

Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭

AS SOOOON as you leave the wrong woman alone, life instantly rewards you.

Perfect timeline 🤣

the depression wore off, my ego coming back y’all fcked

consistency is more important than perfection

Going to work 8 hours a day is actually not normal, it's an unnecessary waste of time. The only reason it’s accepted is because they trained us to do 8 hour days in school growing up

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

Japan > China

Claude, outperform the S&P 500 and retire me by 22

sorry i replied immediately. i genuinely enjoy talking to you

Finally deleted her number from my phone but I took a screenshot just incase I need it 😭

this generation get pregnant first then spend 9 months gettin to know the Baby daddy

I wish more men understood these btches are not the prize lol

You're a pedo for finding women attractive

Rightly so