Consumed By Moths 🇵🇸

Love my fans.

i am always hungry no matter how much i eat. i fear this life may never satisfy me. some days i stare at my reflection in the trough and wonder where i went wrong.

farmer is getting narcaned

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

NEW ITEM AT COSTCO FOOD COURT!!! MINT SUNDAE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

goblins hate it when you rip all their limbs off

I wanted some might guy decor for my room but I don’t have any so I made my own

(writing in my diary) today was inconsequential to my mission

maybe your baby is crying because it wants a beer

hard day at work today. can’t wait to get home and just aim a loaded crossbow at my door all night in case they come for me

i was made in a lab just to annoy you

Pikachu just doing it for the love of the game 😭

Da snow is falling and da cookies are calling.

pigeon