Absolutely Normal

The wife always tries to get me to go to the library with her. Ick. Libraries are for the homeless.

@HaefeleJohn @mike_daddino I’ll always vote for strength. But if you actually believe any party, any politician, any government entity has your best interest; If you think you’re making a difference, and your voice matters, you’re even dumber than I thought. FOH Simian.

@ZeroRedFlags @mike_daddino It's pretty clear what you don't think about...

Jen Pawol is a walking disaster behind home plate

@HaefeleJohn @mike_daddino Nope 👎 never once wondered that, nor do I care what anyone thinks. But let me ask you. Have you ever wondered why you were picked last your whole life?

@ZeroRedFlags @mike_daddino Do you ever wonder why literally everyone who knows you thinks you're a fucking idiot?

@DakMuse4 😝 No homo right?

Dak Prescott is the best looking QB in the NFL I dare anyone to step up to the Dallas Cowboys with disrespect this season omg

Yeah! Fuck You Goggins! 🤣

@RealHickory We don't need to know. When you realize that, things will start normalizing for you.

We'll never know the truth about Lindsey Graham's sudden death, just like we don't know any truth about Mitch McConnell. Everything is bullshit and we're lied to every day about everything!

Damn they're dropping like flies. Looking forward to reading some of yall's conspiracies. Looking forward to the melt down of our politicians. That's always nice. Sounds like Ghraham went out quickly. That's never a bad thing. Sucks to suffer.

@ChampRDS Nobody and I mean nobody wants to see a rematch of that hot garbage.

Max Holloway wants a rematch with Conor McGregor: "We gotta run it back one more time. One more time for the boys." #UFC329

I loathe "Indie Girl Voice." Like that wretch Joanna Newsom. Good Lawd, I'd rather strike my finger with a hammer than listen to it sing.

There are few sounds that grasp my attention, make my head spin, this is one of them.

I'll be the judge of that.

Wow. Check this place out. Hood River, Oregon. I love to hike. I'd happily get lost there.

I feel alive near the mountains, in the mist, in the fog. I’m a Texas boy. I come from generations of Texans whose roots go deeper than the limestone. The thought has crossed my mind, to pack up the family and leave. But where? When?

Ouray, Colorado looks purdy. But Colorado doesn't call to me. I feel foreign there.

Ugh, who attends Dinner Parties anyway? One of my least favorite things. Getting to know people on a more personal level? Gross. The last dinner party I attended, I spent two hours playing Zelda Breath of the Wild with the kids downstairs.

@MrsErikaKirk Prayers for you and your family during this tumultuous time.

Statement on behalf of the Kirk Family: The conclusion of the preliminary hearing marks an important step forward in the pursuit of justice for Charlie. Our family is grateful for the prayers, support, and kindness that has been extended to us, especially through these unimaginably painful and emotionally demanding proceedings. As difficult as these last few days have been, it brings our family comfort to know that the world has witnessed the overwhelming evidence of what occurred to Charlie that day. Nothing will ever undo the loss of our beloved Charlie. As this case moves into its next phase, we pray that truth will continue to be heard through a process that is fair, transparent, and grounded in the facts.

@Mia_Stretch @MrsErikaKirk

A statement on behalf of common sense: for those who refuse to be manipulated, coerced, or controlled those who stand unshaken in their integrity, think independently, and have the courage to seek truth beyond deception. You are a pathological liar, and the overwhelming evidence exposes a pattern of dishonesty, deception, and manipulation. You may believe false narratives can be maintained forever, but the truth has a way of tearing through every illusion. Lies can delay accountability, but they cannot stop it. The truth will be revealed, and justice will come. Now go put your Glittery pants back on Grieving Widow. More to come.

@nut_history This has never happened to me, and wouldn’t ever 🤷

Every men on this app knows this feeling and it ain’t fun.