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“I want you in a way that speaks ill of my upbringing” my roommate says while on the phone with his girlfriend

I saw someone say, “My hyper-independence comes from how little urgency people show when it comes to me,” and honestly, that resonated deeply.

This video is so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.

@BigConcerts @DojaCat @TicketmasterZA Hy, are we able to upgrade our tickets?

There’s a different kind of energy on the floor 🔥 Where will you be when @dojacat takes the stage? 🎟️ Get your tickets for Move Afrika: Pretoria featuring Doja Cat: bigconcerts.co.za or @ticketmasterza 📍 20 March 2026 | SunBet Arena, Time Square, Pretoria #DojaCatSA26 #GlobalCitizen #MoveAfrika #AnotherBigConcertsExperience

@GlblCtzn Okay thank you

@ZeroShitsMJ Is this for Kigali or Pretoria? For Kigali, you'll have to reach out to our ticketing partner TiCQet. For Pretoria, you'll have to reach out to our ticketing partners Ticketmaster and Big Concerts.

'Attention!' Don’t forget to claim your #MoveAfrika tickets today if you won. Check your email or app to see if you were a lucky Global Citizen. 👀

@GlblCtzn It’s not for earned tickets. I bought the tickets and I wanted to see if it was possible to upgrade them.

@ZeroShitsMJ Hi there, at this time, we do not have that available for earned tickets.

I still laugh every time I watch this video 😂😂😂😂

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

do not let the government fool you. they absolutely do owe you functioning systems, they owe you clean water, they owe you access to housing, they owe you opportunities to work, they owe you dignity. that’s within their constitutional mandate, that’s their purpose and their duty.

I was born in wedlock so idk who you talking to😂

Fatima, Habibti 📍📍📍📍

no long talk my g. word is bond. what's understood don't gotta be explained @jesus 🤝🏾

This whole Erika Kirk JD Vance situation has been weird to me. It’s like if Penuel passed on and Paul Mashatile suddenly became cozy with his wife. Isn’t that strange???

@jaz_karis What you just did for me on stage?? Bro??? I literally lost my voice. ILYSM

Aww, I love this. Bad ass🔥🔥🔥 You can tell they're being raised by a millennial. Welcome to the music industry the next sum41.😎

Them is geese

One thing about Zulu Men when they say ‘ ngicela ukukubona Mama’ They mean exactly that , No Flowers, No lunch Just the pair of his eyes staring at you athi ‘Umuhle koda ngani ya bantu’

“No one knows Kendrick outside the states” Kendrick Lamar in South Africa: