ZeroTwo ComicSans

would definitely shower every day if it wasn't a BYOB situation they need to put refrigerators in those fuckin things

@semejireo @DomocidexBunny_ that is some random kid in Saw VI (2009) saying "you killed my father you mother fucker" to a healthcare ceo before he kills him

@DomocidexBunny_ Girl what is This image

me when i open this app and a tweet catches my eye but it fucking evaporates out of thin air

@apple_wizardess dirk/roxy ?????

apparently the homestuck kids did have schoolwork

gotta stockpile watchable fucking youtube videos so i dont have to desperately search for anything ANYTHING worthwhile to put on while my chicken tenders get cold

okay so in homestuck there's this very important ring and someone takes it and uses it selfishly and dooms the whole timeline and everyone dies. so maybe you're supposed to abort the weird route and make the twisted sword or else everyone just dies

@roodybloo @kickfliptomboys well i ratioed the other guy so i'm right

@ZeroTwoCS @kickfliptomboys Same point he made. You assumed he meant go outside. I think he meant study

if you played minecraft while growing up in the early 2010s congratulations you wasted countless hours of your adolescence on a cultural product that gave you nothing tangible in return have fun looking at nostalgia social media posts about it forever

@TabrisSing oh it's simple. that's his wife.

I would like an explanation for Ventress then since that’s not his kid at all.

@calebgamman is it not kind of beautiful though that a person can create a character in a fictional world that is unkind and brutal, not unlike ours, but refuse to let them be killed, even bend the rules or time itself to keep them alive? bro that's dave filoni's child

as a kid i thought ahsoka tano was an insanely tragic character because she was obviously going to die soon. fucking idiot. no one ever dies

@LibrarianPoster all of us discussing the movie are now participating in mass performance art. not that twitter wasn't that already i suppose

Everybody saying that Goose is obligated to outright state that Jax is trans

@soggycinnamons i believe you

THEY THINK IM BAITING

@coffindwellers princess lexa DNA in there

i love when jax hits that annoyed face for like a millisecond mid emote because it’s like he’s gaining consciousness and is aware that he’s being forced to do this but then immediately goes back to being silly a moment later

@Luffgod5 asriel MtF trans lasf chance to lock it in

People who expect Asriel to be a blonde fat dude like his dad

@emalkova22 well actually you can't die on days you already lived and weren't born yet, and it's also not really possible you live past 110 no matter what, so that narrows it down a lot. then from there it's just the death row paradox and boom now you never die

All this shi just to die on a random day

@henry5839201746 me when i try to remember a synonym for "bird" but cannot

ZERO SHOWERS UNTIL DELTARUNE

@desmostylia i used to skip the giant 4 or sometimes 6 page rip on the current big movie where everyone just says shit like "i'm fart vader, i'm evil" "i'm puke skywalker and i am a feminine looking man" until i was grounded and had read everything else in my house

when I was a kid you would see this sort of stuff in Mad or Cracked or wherever ~What if the Looney Tunes were high, what if Mickey mouse was fucking Daisy Duck~ And as a kid I thought it was weird and gross and who is this for? and now I'm old and I see it an i go hehehehe

all my exfriends have well paying comfy office jobs doing what they wanted to but i post good sometimes so who really won at life