mr. steal ur sunscreen

@jacksonmahomes It’s remarkable how one of the most well liked players in the NFL can be related to one of the most unaware individuals the internet has ever seen.

AI vs One big magnetic hammer

@TheWapplehouse Stopped trying the "grind" and work at super lame retail job, so I'm happy for the first time with my work life in a long time.

I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?

Unreal. I don’t recognize Hockeytown as of rn.

@__Wavve Between him and Ausar I’ve been stunned at the growth, especially the last month or so.

His improvement raises the ceiling of the team

Ausar is so goddamn fast.

Jalen Duren is a a BAD man.

@JoeyTweeets Lol his last three kids were via IVF and a surrogate. Buying an ad means you’re the one getting piped, my guy.

Cade doesn’t miss. He would be in HOF talks if he played 15-20 years ago, but time will tell.

@aguadeoleo @camouflybeats This is the way. I never had a problem clicking and dragging aside from me having too many browser tabs open.

@camouflybeats Virtual DJ ftw

i hate rekordbox with a passion

@camouflybeats “Your beats are too high quality, can you please make them hot doo doo so we can scan appropriately?”

Great SB that no one will watch. Good job, everyone 🙂

@MisterJamesBode @annievroom @AP That’s a weird Inuit spelling?

@annievroom @AP Maybe we should go back to calling it Bolshaya Gora (Большая Гора)

Trump order seeks to change the name of North America's tallest peak from Denali to Mount McKinley apnews.com/article/trump-…

@sally_tanner @1thirstypretzel @AP Tail end of the 1800’s, but good try. 1896 was when a gold prospector named the mountain. Alaska has largely referenced the mountain as Denali for the vast majority of time 🙂

@1thirstypretzel @AP Since the 1800’s👍🏻🇺🇸

@dklmarxist Patriots, early Yankees, and maybe the Lakers during the 3peat years.

@NYsportSufferer @Lions Kalif Raymond and Brock Wright disagree 🙂

@Lions JETS OWN YOU

Halftime

@NYsportSufferer @Lions Who is your QB?

@Lions FRAUDS LMFAOOOOOOO

@AureliusFuture @KTLA Looking into it.

District Attorneys push for increased penalties for wildfire looters #PalisadesFire #EatonFire ktla.com/news/californi…

@AureliusFuture @KTLA Concerning!

@AureliusFuture @KTLA I agree. Elon and all of his children should go to Africa!