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@adefisayomie Sperm donation is way more clinical than most people imagine not what the internet thinks it is.

@bpthaber Funny how football fans preach “respect mental health” until it’s a player they dislike. Watch people somehow blame Torreira for getting attacked instead of the idiots doing it.

Lucas Torreira’nın saldırıya uğradığı anlara ait görüntüler ortaya çıktı:

@TouchlineX Crazy how PSG can name a €1B squad and still make Lens fans believe they have a chance 💀

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: PSG squad list against Lens.

@daktilock “Funny how every ‘scientific discovery’ online suddenly targets men 😂 Next week they’ll say WiFi lowers testosterone and drinking water causes baldness. People will believe anything with ‘scientists confirmed’ in the headline.”

Bilim insanları, Hantavirüs’ün penis boyutunu yaklaşık 7,6 cm’ye kadar küçültebildiğini doğruladı.

@TouchlineX @wlodar85 Barca fans spent years mocking Ronaldo for Saudi links just to give Lewandowski a farewell after two serious UCL humiliations. Football irony never misses.

🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Robert Lewandowski is on the verge of making his decision to LEAVE Barcelona! The closest destination is Saudi Arabia and the match vs Real Betis at Camp Nou this Sunday is expected to be his farewell game. — @wlodar85

@TouchlineX @marcosbenito9 PSG “making contact” again like it’s FIFA Career Mode 😭 If Valverde leaves Madrid for a project that changes every 12 months, then football is officially finished as a serious sport.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: PSG have made contact with the entourage of Federico Valverde! — @marcosbenito9

@theMadridZone @diarioas If money is the only entry requirement for a presidency run, it’s not democracy anymore — it’s a bidding contest with fans as spectators.

🚨 Enrique Riquelme is known in the business world as the “King of the Sun”. His financial strength allows him to guarantee the €187 million needed (15% of a €1.2 billion) to run for the Presidency. @diarioas

@theMadridZone @diarioas So football clubs are basically becoming billionaire playgrounds now… when did membership votes turn into auction

@rioferdy5 “Legend of the game is doing a lot of heavy lifting here… Real Madrid Casemiro = legend. United Casemiro = retirement tour 💀

Casemiro in the Stretford End 🥹❤️ An Old Trafford farewell on Sunday for a true legend of the game. Privileged to spend time with him for his first ever interview in English ahead of his goodbyes! Make some noise for one of football’s greats OT 👏🏽

@SlatDontMiss Crazy how y’all call it “ignoring” when it’s a guy just trying to move in peace… but if he stopped it would’ve been “he only did it for content”

Kai Cenat casually ignored RaKai & drove past him at his car wash 😭😭

@SlatDontMiss People are going to spin this like “disrespect,” but it literally just looks like boundaries and not feeding parasocial moments… not everything is a moment for the camera 😭

@DailyLoud “Cut the $12B deficit to zero” sounds impressive… until you realize governments don’t erase debt, they reclassify it. Show us the audits, not the headlines. Where exactly did the money go? 👀

NYC Mayor Mamdani announces New York City has cut the $12 billion budget deficit to zero.

@scubaryan_ Hot take: y’all laughing but a dominant arm being bigger is literally basic training imbalance from years of unilateral work 💀 If your first instinct is jokes instead of understanding how the body actually adapts, that says more about fitness knowledge than anything else.

Agent couldn’t stop laughing after noticing that one of Ray’s arms were 3x bigger than the other one 😭

@TouchlineX Neymar is ‘loved in the dressing room’ but Brazil hasn’t been built around him properly in years… at what point do we stop treating nostalgia like a strategy?

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Carlo Ancelotti: "Neymar is adored by the players and the people. "If you call up Neymar, you’re not dropping a bomb in the dressing room, because he’s very much appreciated, very much loved. "I think it’s normal for everyone to give their opinion. I thank all those who’ve given me advice. "Neymar is an important player for this country, with the talent he’s always demonstrated, and who’s had a problem, from which he’s recovering."

@TouchlineX If Neymar is so ‘important’ and ‘adored’, why does every major tournament end with Brazil looking for excuses instead of results

@Blazt Lockdown immediately… interesting how it’s always ‘urgent’ right before someone benefits from the panic.

Lockdown immediately

@Blazt “Every time I hear ‘lockdown immediately’ I wonder who already got the memo before the rest of us did.

@FearedBuck Streaming era turned ‘jokes’ into threats and clout chasing into disrespect — now everybody wants peace after pushing it too far.

Adrien Broner and Larry Wheels almost got into a fight after Larry Wheels confronted him over saying he was going to “n*t in his wife” on Neon’s stream.

@FearedBuck People really normalize disrespecting someone’s wife online for views… then act shocked when reality pulls up.

@wavecheckers At this point Eliantte is Cardi’s real feature artist.

Cardi B picks up new set from Eliantte💎

@wavecheckers New set every week but somehow the music still ain’t matching the jewelry budget…” 💀💎