Zi Birdenter

@GeneralBauer3 @Umgameli Regerai vakomana 😂😂😂

@ZiBirdenter @Umgameli Malicious allegations vakomana🤣

Once had a very complex C section at a district hospital,failed to stabilize it,came with it to central hospital w ambulance,Stabilized the patient with several bosses.she woke up in ICU 3 days later and the first thing she asked for were her bananas that she had brought💀

@GeneralBauer3 @Umgameli Ha ha ha. I suspect foul play. Makadya mabanana kkkk you made my day 😂

@Umgameli Focus people, focus! The most important thing is a life saved🥱

@daddyhope @MunyaGums Yoweeee 🤣 scary stuff,

@MunyaGums Ndikati tapfuura nepaHormuz🤣🤣🤣

Landed in Johannesburg this morning, but yoh, what a ride from London. I have been flying for decades, but BA057 made me think I was about to join the ancestors last night. I laughed to myself and thought how people would have been praying in tongues had it been an African airline 🤣🤣🤣 The Airbus A380 is meant to be steady because of its sheer size, but last night it felt like I was on a small aircraft being tossed around in the sky. The turbulence was on another level, relentless and unsettling even for a seasoned traveller like me.

@alt_w_v_g Followed. Am a shareholder to this!

Update: didn't realize my parent-teacher conference went viral Until the teacher called my wife saying she saw it My wife asked why strangers on the internet care about our life I said "I don't know. I just write down what happens." She said "that's the problem" She's probably right A follow-up conference has been scheduled This time she requested my wife come alone I was not invited First time I've ever been excluded from a meeting I didn't want to attend It stung more than I expected But I have my wife's calendar synced to my phone Will I attend anyway? Of course Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim @fulodetectives @destinyzee Unforgivable, Cheya batai munhu. Zvine kakudherera so. Muri munhu mukuru and we won’t and shall not have our Cheya and his people so disrespected. Tsitsitsi.

🚨 FUL0 WANTED NOTICE 🚨 The @TeamFuloZim Serious Crime Investigation Unit, together with @fulodetectives Fulo Investigation Division and Fulo Interpol, has launched a manhunt for Miss Ziprusha, also known as @destinyzee. She is wanted for questioning in connection with the gross violation of Africa’s sacred staple ,sadza/pap/isitshwala/ugali/nshima. The suspect was captured on video mixing maize meal with amasi (curdled milk) and microwaving the mixture, an act investigators have described as “culinary sabotage of the highest order.” Authorities have classified the offence as Sadza Treason, Section 1: Crimes Against Staple Foods. Members of the public with information on the suspect’s whereabouts are urged to report immediately to @TeamFuloZim Mutorashanga HQ. A reward of two dressed goats and three dressed rabbits is on offer for credible information leading to her arrest. 🐐🐐🐇🐇🐇 END.

Samkeliso Mkhatshwa is a young man who invented the Nelson Mandela Statue Dance that went viral worldwide.

Adulting is hard but kunwa mazoe ka 2 same day pasina anokutsiura is such a blessing! 🙏🏽🥹

Thank you @The_Tonga_Queen and the people’s doctors. We are so grateful and humbled with all your works. May you be blessed! Thank you machiremba manyamas!

@NhasiZviripayi @thaslickpastor More lessons tinodzidza gore rino 😂

@thaslickpastor @ZiBirdenter Marova mufundisi. 👏🏼👏🏼before 1979 Iran revolution the Iranian govt yaivapo, yaShah, was pro America ichipa oil to Western companies. Ndizvo zvimwe zvakaita kuti America ne Iran dzivengane pakaitwa revolution naana Ayatolla nekuti vakasvikovharira ma American ku oil

Aya atova ma extra lesson nekuti hazvimo my syllabus! 😂 hondo yeku Dubai

@MurapaG Boots on the ground. Ndiri kuno. Nditumei bro Givhi. Isai ka yuwesi 500 ndiendeko fast fast

My daughter told me they are being served chunks at school. I am assembling an army to go and fight. Tell me I am not overreacting

Just a girl from Binga, mountains away from the world.🙏

@mamakaCleo @IshmaelQuinton @proudly83 @MDNnewss Try our sister. We want a huge wedding 🔥🔥🔥🤣

@IshmaelQuinton @proudly83 @MDNnewss Why not. Man needs to be pampered. Lol 😁

Former Botswana president Ian Khama exercises at the age of 73.

RT @thaslickpastor: Australia 🇦🇺. We have some unfinished business to settle. See you again, this May.

@CrimeWatchZW @KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim Matiiii?

WATCH | People are now cooking sadza in the open, right in the middle of the Harare CBD.

Faraiwo neni ma Zimba Masvingo was the biggest outreach, 201 people with albinism came through. Dr @Waynemanana his 14 member team offered surgeries, dermatology, psychosocial support and biopsies on site. Skin cancer will not win, next stop Harare.

@chirembaPT So so true.

This right here is why it scares me booking flights through agents 🤦🏾‍♀️👐🏽.. I find it easier dealing with the airline incase of any issues. May all who are travelling be safe 👍

@TheLifeZoomer @ernestChikuvir1 Ha ha ha 🤣 waiting for second part

1994–195 For the first time in my life, I knew what true love felt like. I was jobless, but somehow we still managed bush picnics and romantic adventures on a zero-dollar budget. November 1995-I landed a job at Standard Chartered Bank. Big plans started loading in my mind; Holidays ✅ Shopping ✅ Soft life ✅ Money hadn’t even arrived yet, but mentally I was already spending it 😌 One Sabbath after church, walking her home through a famous bush footpath. The lovers’ route. Away from the public eye. My arm around her waist. Her arm around mine. It was just us. Life was the most beautiful ever. Trees 🌳 Butterflies 🦋 Lizards 🦎 And future wedding plans floating in the air. You know that instinctive check you do before attempting a romantic kiss. Just to make sure no witnesses are present? 😅 I did that check. And boom. Her brother appeared behind us, pacing fast like a man on a mission. The kind of fast that says: “I have seen enough.” I calmly unlocked my arm from her waist and stepped aside, creating a respectable Holy Ghost distance between us. Didn’t alert her. Didn’t panic. Just whispered a silent prayer and prepared for impact. Within moments, he caught up, and flew past us like a Hwange Colliery company bus late for shift. Didn’t say a word. She froze. I froze. We looked at each other in shock. Then he glanced back. We locked eyes. Still frozen. Then he disappeared into the bushes. Just like that. No speech. No drama. Just a passing judgement. We stood there wondering: “What just happened?” Later we realised he was rushing for his 2pm shift at Hwange Colliery, which probably saved my life. Emergency strategy was activated: She would NOT go home until he had left for work. So I escorted her to her aunt’s place on Edinburgh Road and left her safely at the gate. On my way back home, I saw him at the company bus stop. Our eyes met again. I immediately looked away and walked off quickly. Mind you, I was in borrowed tie and socks. Full church drip, sponsored edition. That night I didn’t sleep. No coins for the call box. Just anxiety. The next day she came to see me at the back door of Standard Chartered Bank. She was being sent back to Filabusi the following weekend. No beating. No shouting. Just: “Pack your things.” This was my first week on my first job. And now my love was being deported. I promised her: With my first ever paycheck, I would come to Filabusi to show loyalty. God then introduced me to destiny in the form of two workmates: Japhet Ngwenya and Xakaxwayo (XX) XX was from Silalatshani. My girlfriend was from nearby Sibasa. Divine logistics unlocked. He arranged accommodation for my visit. (If anyone knows XX today please connect us. I owe that man.) Then plot twist. Two weeks before my trip, Hwange Colliery offered me an apprenticeship. Without hesitation, I resigned from the bank before even receiving my first salary. Managers begged me to stay. Japhet and XX tried convincing me. But apprenticeship meant certificate. Bank meant vibes, I reasoned. Decision made. Month end came. Got paid. Quit on a high. I was untouchable 😎 Then I travelled to Filabusi. Kukura Kurerwa Volvo bus to Bulawayo. Then Ncenga Ncenga bus. Which lived up to its name. Four buses later, Breakdown before Danger. Breakdown after Mbalabala. Another breakdown. Finally arrived in a bus with a broken windscreen. Driver wrapped in a cloth ninja-style. Red dust everywhere. My navy suit turned maroon. Hair turned blonde. Teeth turned brick-coloured. Meanwhile, drunk passengers at the back singing: “Mpalanyana Mpalanyana, Zhiya wo Mpalanyana”. Spirits high. Dust higher. I arrived looking like I survived a sandstorm. Remember @Mamoxn’s Nkayi trip, that was me. That was the state I disembarked in😀 to meet my unimpressed girlfriend at Sibasa bus stop 😅 And this the story I was struggling to fit into the actual story. For now feast on this. Actual story on the way. 😀😀

@TheLifeZoomer No worries. You have enriched us with your sharings 🔥🔥🔥

@ZiBirdenter 😂😂😂😂I wish. Maybe one day when Im rich😀😀

Do you also give scholarships 😂😂😂