David Zavona

Governor, you might try a pushup or two… (In the meantime, our troops will do the job you refuse to do.)

“We just found out Biden has cancer”

Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He's Begging For Money From buff.ly/4hUXNBG

Heard a good one tonight about a gas station near the old city in Knoxville, TN. Dude called it ‘scary Weigels!’

Love is the answer—but you ought to own a handgun just in case. Happy Valentine’s Day, Louisiana!

@LoneStarChica I don’t either.

I think I’m the only person in America that doesn’t own a pair of crocs

@Oilfield_Rando Does that guy lift weights jogging with Sec Def?

And just like that, a new meme template was born

“…if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the Scripture says, ‘Whoever believes on Him will not be put to shame.’ For there is no distinction between Jew and Greek, for the same Lord over all is rich to all who call upon Him. For ‘whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved.’” (Romans 10:9-13)

@USATRUMPMAN1 I had one actually.

Has anyone ever seen this

“A Christmas Story” has been updated.

Matthew 18:11 ~ For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost. 🎚️🩸🐑 Draw them, Lord.

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Don't worry, officials. The shutdown won't be too long. 15 days to slow the spread of spending.

@elonmuskTN Reverse

@RadioGenoa 4 or 5 psychos not on their phones!

Christmas in Moscow.

@DC_Draino Or Tennessee!

Not gonna lie, if these drones were flying over Florida or Texas, half of them would’ve already been shot down