ZoTweets

Hack for people who struggle with foggy glasses while wearing a mask: it only happens if you breathe

Hand sanitizer be exposing all my paper cuts

In Pakistan, all you need to do to become a celebrity is hire the right photographer for your wedding and bam

@nf_r_ @noonkaafhaytay No proof, I have been faking it all along :(

@noonkaafhaytay @ZoTweets11 oman pics or it didn’t happen

Easiest way to find out if someone works at McKinsey is if they put up an insta story of the beach from Oman this week 🤪

Is 9:51am too early to have biryani

My Gamala Harris

@_safiamahmood Try same day health. They take $25 and give reports in <24h

so i need a PCR test under 48 hours to fly, but labs in NYC are taking 72 hours to get back and no one is testing on the 1st (my flight is on 3rd). do i need a negative PCR 48 hours before flying out or entering Pakistan?

Can You be called How to get away with murder

Can they stop with the samosa ads

@lauvsongs please come to New York pls pls pls

Cuticles are hardly cute enough to deserve that name

@punjabiinaction Ditto!! like Chucky wasn’t enough to ruin dolls for our generation

In case you’re wondering why whatsapp is stuck

Imagine social media never come back this is it. The end. Twitter only

If you ever run into me just know that that’s not the real me

I ONLY RUN INTO PEOPLE WHEN I LOOK LIKE SHIT

Yeh "just want to see something" wale tweets is me asking my friends for their assignments in LUMS jab khud kuch nahin aata tha lekin cool bhi banna tha

Like your real personality

You ever hide something TOO well and just never find it again?

@oyetuphiraagai Wordddddd

and on the flip side if this means that kfc in pakistan may now have the delicious buttery biscuits kfc abroad have then I AM SO FKN HERE FOR IT