Zobear 🐻

@RuthRendell1 @How Roasties AND chips??? Get the eff in 🎉

That's a feed for a Pamela Shriver @Zobear @how

@Zobear You can live next door 🥳

Tempted to buy one of those houses for a quid in an abandoned village in Italy. Drinking prosecco all day and shouting ciao Bella whilst waving spaghetti.

Cars blasting out Scooter tunes, extension cords out the front window with 55" TV balanced on the front wall and more pale male pigeon chests than you can wave a Greggs at... ..welcome to Burnley in the sunshine

I bloody love fizz and wine but the noise it makes when you pour it makes me want to rip my own head off....

@custard71 You absolutely gorgeous women 😍

@AlexExile10 Worth it though

@Zobear The Car Insurance might be a bit more than ur usual £100 tho ?

How stressful is Car shopping though?? 😫

@Dadsaysjokes One for you @LMNorthYorks 🤭😂

What did the melon say when his lawn started to look dry? "Guess it’s time to water-ma-lawn."

@AlexExile10 Nah, just deciding on a colour of this beauty.....🤔

@Zobear Which Tesla are u going for ?

On-line friendships/relationships are weird. Like how can I feel so connected & attached to someone I've never met in real life ?!?!

@MarkBow25259003 This is incredible huge well done!

Yay 🥳 Luis has a slot at the IOW festival High Tide stage love this kid go on son 💙

@MHA0582 Exactly that

@Zobear Well I think you have to be if I’m honest, I mean it’s something you use daily so you need it to be right 🤗🤗

@AlisonSmith29 Oh my days how horrendous for him. Sending huge love and that it's over fast for him

@RuthRendell1 Cheers dude

@Zobear Available for advice if needed, dude 👍

@Dadsaysjokes @AlexExile10 😂

I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from ALDI. It even came with Aldi king’s horses and Aldi king’s men.

@Zobear Hate it ! Annnd i hate that some car salesmen assume because your female you don’t have a clue which infuriates me even more ! I mean I don’t about mechanics but i know an inflated price 🤣

4am. Brain isn't giving me a break tonight but hey @OwainWynEvans is playing Bros on the radio.....every cloud and all that!

Me: at a Japanese aquarium. peaceful day, families everywhere, soft piano music. then I notice one employee SPEED WALKING past us carrying bucket. Employee: Excuse me. another employee runs by, then another. suddenly whole aquarium staff moving with Avengers-level urgency. Me: ... Friend: Something happened. we follow crowd to penguin section. absolute chaos, one penguin missing. not metaphorically, ACTUALLY escaped. staff members whispering intensely into walkie-talkies. tiny child beside me: The criminal has escaped. Me: WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT. then I spot the penguin. bro is BOOKING IT down hallway at shocking speed. sliding on stomach around corners like furry torpedo. staff chasing respectfully. one employee holding fish like hostage negotiator. Employee: Kenta please. PENGUIN'S NAME IS KENTA. Kenta ignores authority completely, runs directly into souvenir shop. now people buying keychains while rogue penguin commits grand theft atmosphere. finally old aquarium worker appears. everyone parts ways dramatically. this man kneels down calmly. pulls out single sardine. Kenta stops immediately. walks over with zero shame. Old Worker: Enough adventure. penguin allows himself to be carried away like drunk friend after party. crowd applauds. Friend whispering: He'll do it again. Honestly? absolutely.

@Zobear Send him round mine and I'll tell him, dude 🤨

I was sooooo stalling leaving the cinema screen in case Darth Vader was still in the foyer 😬🫣 Update....he was and when I tried to get a pic of the Stormtrooper Darth Vader beckoned me over and when I say a scared 'no thanks' he nearly chased me out of the cinema 😫

I will not be defeated by the heat🔥 It’s why I’m currently eating melted Maltesers with a teaspoon because I left them in the car in the heat & I’m too greedy to put them in the fridge and wait for then to set