Zoe Rabinowitz

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Zoe Rabinowitz

Zoe Rabinowitz

@ZoeRabinowitz

I am on a mission to become “good at video games”

Buffalo, NY Katılım Nisan 2012
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Some days I feel like the worst parent in the world and some days my daughter screams at the top of her lungs “I LOVE READING!!!”
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Loyd@loydweldy·
Just got an email that Donald Trump is looking for the Top 15 Patriots in Iowa. Can’t wait to find out who they are.
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Why does my thermostat want access to Netflix and Spotify? Is this a Murderbot situation?
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Is this really how we say goodbye? 🥲
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Loyd@loydweldy·
If I became the mayor after this you can bet Apple isn’t getting a thank you letter
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They shouldn’t make horses be cops, it’s not in their nature
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My toddler likes to tell me she’s all done with dinner and then while I take her plate away stuff 150 calories of avocado in her mouth
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Why is it that I need subtitles to watch anything these days? Is it just because I’ve gotten older or have I become addicted to knowing what everyone is saying?
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One lesson I refuse to learn is that you don’t have to tell people when you have a dream about them
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“Honey you know there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism, now I’m off to work”
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Do…the Buffalo Bills need an official Apple?
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I liked when everyone had different shaped phones
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I have an 8 month old, is now a good time to start on Tolkien’s legendarium?
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My baby does not react to the sound of her name (not surprising, we never call her by it) but has a strong reaction when we say our cats name
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One of the greatest quality of life allowances I’ve made for myself is that if I’m very depressed I’m allowed to run the dishwasher half full
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We’ve offered our 6 month old beef, sweet potato, and avocado and so far her favorite foods are bookmark and sheet music
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Allison@allison_tweets8·
Do women with long hair know that when they see a woman with short hair that they don’t need tell her how brave she is or how they could “never pull off” short hair ?
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Loyd@loydweldy·
They need an Uber for pick-up trucks
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Loyd@loydweldy·
Tried using tinfoil to keep pistachio out of the plants 🐱 🪴
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