Zoe Wilson

Off to see 1D #excited #not

Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music. go.bdsmgalls.net/samantha

go.bdsmgalls.net/eddie Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from.

go.bdsmgalls.net/janie I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas.

go.bdsmgalls.net/ricardo The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual.

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/bettye In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/sabrina "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

googl.adultgalls.com/kitty Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

shorturl.xaijo.com/earlene Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

googl.adultgalls.com/natalie Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you bitly.xaijo.com/allie

My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and it’s like, do you even sift bro? googl.adultgalls.com/lucy

bitly.xaijo.com/arline I hate waiting in lines. Hurry up and pick a suspect already.

gnail.in/julia I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women.

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive. gnail.in/eric

Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food. bitly.xaijo.com/roger

"Sit down. I've got some bad news." (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago) bitly.xaijo.com/hattie

bitly.xaijo.com/bradley I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE

One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka. bitly.xaijo.com/lula

Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars. bitly.xaijo.com/katy