♚ZomBitch™♚

I would start my period the day before I start my new job

@otepofficial really really wish you were on the line up for Earth Day Birthday 23. Missed you last time I wanted to see you. :(

Bf is telling me about his work buddy who just had a bad break up & I could give two fucks less than I already do. -2 fucks given, dude.

I can't tell if I'm completely dissatisfied with my life or just hungry.

I need a nap nap.

@CrypticcVillain girl. & thank you.

@CrypticcVillain I have a very angry 1 month old screaming at a boob. I'm kind of in awe about it.

@CrypticcVillain why would they be angry crying, though?

Babies are the only people I know who can cry when a tit is in their mouth.

Tempted to delete everyone & start over. What the fuck is this on my dash?

@TiffievanB hellooooo

Worst cooks in America is fucking priceless. I love it. I feel bad for the competitors at first, though. What the fuck are they making?!

Why do these people look so happy to be called the worst cooks ever?

Hello, Twitter.

& Vanessa... you.. just... god I just hate you. #BB17

I am so tired of listening to Liz. Just stop talking. #BB17

#ff primecutsnovel.com #frightfreakfriday @ZomBxtchThings @srobbo666 @DjBesd @Mooredog4David @yum_yum4u2 @leonreaper90 @ZombieEdUK

I'm standing here alone, it's the only way to survive..

RIP Feelings. For him, for anything. I'm better off without you anyway.

I loved him, but he left & managed to kill all my feelings with one simple sentence.