Captain Dead

@AnistonJen28099 Like a wet dream

How do I look 💓

@Hania16836 I want your blood, and I want your soul, and I want 'em both right now

@trumplicans2024 Yep. Ford Explorer pickup

so...

@lady_valor_07 Common sense and dignity

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@Willowthegothh YES

Say YES if a dm from me would make your weekend

@OfficialJoel4_ 36

What number is missing? RT 🔄 Correct answer wins $350 Ends 48 hrs

@StephanieHorror Good morning, Mistress

Good morning 🌞

@bamagirl_4_eva Guitar Center

What store are you going to?

@conquertheno Reacher

Who are you calling to rescue you?

@StephanieHorror I once had a long distance relationship with a girl in South Carolina soon after my divorce. After she sent me a couple of risqué vids, I bought her a toy she asked for... And soon after I found out she was married and I was the toy

We all know you're not going to buy me one. So calm down.

@WorkElizab 1975

What immediately comes to mind when you see this?

@lippyent Airwolf. It had missiles and therefore could stay out of Blue Thunder's effective gun range and fire upon it.

Blue Thunder vs Airwolf ..Who would win? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@EmilySm43 Once, when I was divorced, talking with a girl working curbside delivery at a restaurant. She kept asking g about my Jeep, wanted to get one, etc. After she left and we were driving away, my daughter looked at me and said "You know she didn't give a damn about your Jeep, right?

Be brutally honest 🤔

@EmilySm43 Shoot the Moon

Anybody??

@StephanieHorror Hello, Mistress

Can you name a Tom Cruise movie you love that isn’t Mission: Impossible, Top Gun, or Jack Reacher? 🤔

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@StephanieHorror Her name's Riley Reid

She's the dick whisperer.

@StephanieHorror Would these reviews come in the form of video demonstrations? Like Brooke Dillinger?

You guys should start buying me sex toys so I can review them on here 😆😝

@StephanieHorror Then... I guess I'll... Wait for it... See you latte

I need more latte.