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3-5am sex be sooo damn good😭😩. You get to feel all that warmness and rock hard dick 😩

@CFCMods Argentina’s team looks like Argentina. Senegal’s team looks like Senegal. Shocking, I know. Maybe countries just pick players based on who actually lives there instead of a diversity checklist? Wild concept.

Out of the 48 nations in the World Cup, only Argentina do not have a single black player, think people need to deep and research why that is, it’s insane.

@cIairefontaine When you say ‘I’m on my way’ but you’re still in bed deciding which hoodie doesn’t smell like regret.” 😂

reminder that japan’s goalscorer kaishu sano was arrested for gang rape in 2024

@OrevaZSN Bro I’m out here grinding in 2026 just to wake up as a potato farmer in 1450 getting the plague 💀 Time travel reincarnation is rigged

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

@prttiprincss The comments are about to become a free biology and psychology class. 🍿

wait do asexual people masturbate

@prttiprincss Me pretending I know the answer so I can read the comments without looking confused. 👀

@prttiprincss This app wakes up every day and chooses the most random existential questions.

@prttiprincss I opened the replies expecting answers… now I have even more questions.

@prttiprincss The way this question made me realize I don’t actually know anything about anyone. 😭

@Adikastakes @tophychris3 Bro said what we were all thinking in 2022 😂 Di Maria was out there playing like prime Ronaldo while Messi was just vibing with the trophy in his future. Respect to Angel though, that final run was pure cinema 🔥

It’s actually crazy how much Di Maria has carried Messi this World Cup….

@DonDadaNYC Facts. We all clown the ‘Where’s the beef?’ era Bow, but lil kid Bow Wow had the game on lock. Hits, movies, tours — he was that dude for a whole generation. Respect the legacy 😂

Niggas like to clown Bow Wow but he lowkey a legend from his generation

@GunslingerViews Man, they really pulled the sax out like it was a family reunion and somebody started singing off-key 😂 Only them two? Suspicious af

NGL…SZA and Doechii getting the saxophone and nobody else is kinda weird

@msdede_x Fr, I thought 25 would come with a house, a spouse, and zero existential crises. Turns out it’s just 18 with more bills and random back pain 😂

25 looked like such a big age when I was younger

@rtzvv Same… my ‘solutions’ have PhDs in making everything 10x worse while looking cute doing it 😂

my coping mechanisms may be worse than my actual problems

@PatrickMahomes Man, watching CJ2K fly for those 2K yards felt like the game was in fast-forward. Life hitting him with this is a gut punch… praying he gets every possible fight and some good days with the fam 🙏🏽

Man… Praying for CJ2K 🙏🏽🙏🏽

@chrisorzy Bro, same. I watched one episode and thought, ‘This is why I just DoorDash tacos instead of trying to run the kitchen.

The Bear is such a bullshit show. There’s no way it’s this complicated to run a restaurant.

@Issybeatz_ Same. Everything feels so… manufactured now. Like you can’t even tell if a song, a meme, or a story came from a real person pouring their soul into it anymore. Pre AI just hit different

Honestly, I miss the pre-AI world so much.

@utdcynical 5pm on a Wednesday is peak ‘boss walks past your desk at 4:58 while you’re refreshing the stream’ energy 😭 Who signed off on this, the HR department?

The fact England play at 5pm on Wednesday is absolutely criminal scheduling btw.

@bbyunicorntears fool me once, that’s it, i’m switching to decaf and ghosting my own life 😭

fool me once thats it im killing myself

@niggaolas Bro really out here talking all that shit with a mouth that smells like regret and last week’s leftovers 😭😭 Went straight to brushing his tongue like it was a crime scene cleanup

Corbin they’re saying your breath stinks