Zynnston Churchill

Ran out of hinge likes before noon #chud

Current state of college football

No better guy spew than a bathroom line

1 year after graduation and realizing that one situationship from sophomore year of college was probably my best chance at finding a wife (she has a boyfriend now). Starting to think it may just never happen for me. 4 Charles French Dip to start the wknd.

Imagine afters here

me cleaning my room before I go out to the bars #chud

Source: Oklahoma will open the 2026-27 college basketball season on November 2nd against East Texas A&M. Porter Moser vs. Jaret von Rosenberg.

Vontae Mack no matter what #DraftDay

When the bartender says mix in a water, but you order a round of shots instead

Signaling to my boys across the bar that I secured her number

Me to my roommates when I find the vape behind a couch cushion

Draft- Stella Bottle- Michelob Can- Coors I don’t make the rules, happy Friday

Need college football Saturdays more than I need air

Team loses a heartbreaker and suddenly everyone at work is an ESPN analyst “tough one, thought you guys had it” yeah appreciate that insight man

You either die a hero or live long enough to be getting with a Jewish girl who lives in Murray Hill #MightyMinority

Does anyone eat cranberries?

Life goals: -Find a blonde who actually loves me -Hit the gat at the White House

Multiple brackets son or Cabo spring break daughter?

Miami Ohio plays basketball like it’s the trial of seven. Just launching prayers and letting the gods decide who survives #MarchMadness