ZzShy
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ZzShy
@ZzShy
Ridley/BJ Main who plays Fire Emblem/Pokemon and drives trucks. Eternal Vikavolt hater.
Utah Katılım Temmuz 2012
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@zantetsukenn_ There is no Heterosexual explanation for this
And that's a good thing
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@DarkOddCon Maybe its just where I live, but average height here in the US feels a lot more like 5'9"-5'10", I feel pretty average height and im only 5'10"
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@alumni_cesar @ChuppaVGC Guess I'll be dead in 10 years then
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It's time to ruffle some feathers...Red has officially joined the race! Log into Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds today to play. 🐦
And don't forget to gear up for the Angry Birds Festival starting tomorrow!
RaceCrossWorlds.com

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@ChrisParagrin @dpmlol No both are played majority top but both are also great junglers
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@dpmlol Aren't both of the top laners predominantly junglers now?
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@ProjectAsheNA @SmokeyHosoda @bonevoid Onions are the 3rd most popular vegetable topping for pizza, so objectively you're wrong

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The only 3 acceptable answers r mushrooms, broccoli, & black olives
Anyone who says otherwise is OBJECTIVELY WRONG
EatinErni@eatinerni
Add 1 veggie 🥕 Don’t you dare say bacon 😡
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@Boi_die @PaPaSea11 Mega Manectric + Incineroar + Palafin is a pretty powerful trio, then use the 3rd slot for coverage and play the team as a high tempo as possible
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@PaPaSea11 I would like to do that with Manetric for example but all I can think of is "a dude who can handle Ground types for him"
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No it doesn't. Coke Zero tastes substantially worse than Diet Coke.
Frog@frogarchist
>"coke zero tastes just like real coke" >lol ok dude >decide to try it >actually tastes just like real coke
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Queued ranked with Eliza last night and we ran into edaters in bot lane
matching names. matching icons. matching skins.
twitch and yuumi duo. both emerald 2. the whole package.
i saw it in loading screen and told eliza "these two are about to break up in 30 minutes"
she said "be nice"
i was not nice
because here's what these edaters didn't realize, they weren't just playing against a vayne and a leona.
they were playing against another couple. a POWER couple.
and couples going up against each other is not a normal game of league.
it's a war between relationships.
it's about whose duo chemistry is real and whose is performative.
whose trust has been earned through losses and whose has been faked through matching usernames.
whose girl actually knows his playstyle and whose girl is just attached to him because he asked her to download the game last month.
level 3 i walk up on the twitch. eliza flash stuns him without me calling for it. she already knew.
that's what the right duo chemistry looks like even when you've only been duoing for weeks, she reads me before i even move.
the yuumi? jumped off the second things went sideways. detached mid fight and ran.
left her boyfriend standing there alone condemned into a wall. she didn't just lose the trade she abandoned him in it.
double kill before minute 4. and i can only imagine what their discord call sounded like in that moment.
him screaming "WHY DID YOU DETACH" at a volume that definitely woke up his roommates.
her voice cracking trying to defend herself.
him unmuting to say "i'm not mad i'm just FRUSTRATED" which is what every man says right before he tilts harder than he's ever tilted in his life.
meanwhile me and eliza haven't said a word on call. didn't need to. we engaged.
we won. we moved on to the next wave.
that's the gap. and the enemy bot lane felt it through their screen.
by minute 15 the yuumi is permanently attached to their fed jungler.
the twitch is split pushing side lane in silent protest.
they're not duoing anymore.
they're two people who used to love each other sharing a ranked game.
we won at 27 minutes. they surrendered.
league doesn't break relationships. league EXPOSES them.
and when two couples collide on rift only one of them walk out together.
Study the Saskio & Eliza way

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idle transfiguration is just by far the best unless ur at fuckin war like imagine growing wings and flying how fun would that be
KaKaShI@KaKaShI1531244
Which Jjk ability would you rather have?
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@SerebiiNet Should Sucker Punch work before the first turn of Bounce?
I don't think it should but I'm not confident either.
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Serebii Update: It is Day 3 of our Pokémon Champions coverage and our coverage is coming towards its end point
Is there anything we have yet to cover that you would like to see?
serebii.net

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@ChoopiChoosi @lucky_crit I actually 100% agree with this, at least for the forst game, I went back and played it when it came to VC on switch and that game did not age well imo
Never actually played 2 though so no opinion there
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@lucky_crit I beat both games back when they first came out. they are propped up by nostalgia and misguided clout chasers like you.
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@mask_bastard Nah bro, its Igglybuff and I will DIE on this hill, that thing actually pisses me off
Look at this shit, why does it have red eyes, no ears, the hair in the BACK of its head, and have a random spiral on its forehead, when the rest of the line has NONE of that. Dumb ass design.

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