𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️

if we date you are not a prisoner. go out and do as you please, just keep that pussy save for me 🥹😂

My auntie passed away 3 days after helping me furnish my first apartment. If it was gon hurt your pockets that bad I could've slept on the floor dang.

Getting my dick sucked makes me forget I’m having a bad day. 😭

What do you love most about people who can turn the most random thoughts into something hilarious? Funny people really see the world differently.

The older you get, the more you realize that “doing nothing” is sometimes exactly what you need.

The end goal 🥹❤️>>>>

Be honest... what did you think these were? 👀🍓

Remember, Before you Roll that loud up... Make sure you can "READ" out loud too.

The laundry pile always grows faster than expected.

Hotel sex, high risk investment… my dawg found out when his private time hit the group chat starring the check in girl 😭

you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat

What anime you think must be watched at least once ?

If you're an Airbnb and charge a cleaning fee, why are you asking your guests to strip the beds and start the washer with a load of towels?

How to explain that CPTSD isn’t “bad stuff happened to me and I need to talk through it” but “so much bad stuff happened to me for so long that I have a rewired nervous system and don’t know how to relate to this world where my life isn’t actually in peril every single moment?”

Ngl gays are better than lesbians cause how tf will a bitch fuck a bitch? 😂😂😭

Ngl some niggas feel having sex with different bitches is their biggest flex 😂😭

Some bitches don’t actually get wet—they just pee and make you feel like you’re doing a good job 😭😂 WTF, don’t pee and act like a baby bitch 😩

@fw_naetoblaq Yh 😂🥹

@_1alfred Seriously 💔😂

Depression sometimes need sleep when you wake you’ll realize life is Good 😔😂

It’s funny how the mood of your entire day can change because of one kind interaction in the morning.