Alex King

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

Whether you believe that animals evolved over billions of years into the unconditionally beautiful beings they are today, or that God miraculously made them that way, if you hurt them for no reason, you’re a cunt.

me after the exit poll

The biggest twat I’ve actually ever met is me

@luke_fairburn 😭😭 lysm❣️

@luke_fairburn Cause I’m not there?:/

Time is going by wayyyy too fast!!🤯

@bethsawyersx I know😭 but more on dogs😩😩😩😩

I’m such a dog pervert

‘Leave him Anthony he’s not worth it’ #JoshuaParker

Buzzing for this Easter weekend, off to our first NRL game Rabbitohs vs Bulldogs Friday then big day session Sunday for the AJ fight🏉🐝

Nothing worse than forgetting your earphones on public transport😒

@luke_fairburn Knob head. 😂

@jordsellers Who’s decision was it to get a flight at this time in morning😒

Could murder a cup of Yorkshire tea right now😭😭😭

@jordsellers 😭😭😭

Last night in a proper bed for a couple of weeks, picking up our campervan to travel up the coast tomorrow👫🚍☀️🇦🇺

@jordsellers Yayyyy🙌🏽😬😘