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I swear I b standing on business til I get a lil liquor in my system then I b ready to go fuck the business 😭

planned parenthood

I’m such a procrastinator🙄

The men were more fanned out than the bitches this weekend

If you wanna do something nice for me, just do it cuz my independent ass gone say "no, it's okay. I got it." if you ask 😂

@AnissaMonaLisa Not the plan bs 😂

No grapes, plan bs or boric acids at the stores y’all bitches are sick 😩

So y’all sitting at home for new years too?

If you let other people influence and control your life then you’re simply a weak minded individual, and personally I can’t stand a mf who don’t have a mind of their own. Move around.

Narcissist be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

i’ll be fine i just have to talk about it obsessively and spiral first

I stand by this

@asiaarozay I HATE this like I’m not actually gonna tell you how I’m doing so let’s just skip it!!

I hate when people say “how are you?” in small talk because then I’m expected to ask how they are when I really don’t care

@NotElonzo I said I would go!!!! Kass will hold the turkey legs!!!

I just wanna go to the fair to eat and everyone I know doesn’t want to go Lmao 😂

I feel suffocated as fuck

@danyeezyyy Danyelle plssssss, It’s Monday in the afternoon

i want a Bellini

Life has been insane but at least I ain’t getting cheated on

Weak in the KNEES!!! 😭😭

Not him saying welcome back after I unfollowed and followed him back 💀

Cooking for ppl is how I tell them I love them. So if I cook for you, just know you have a special place in my heart.