Amber Dell

I’m a mother (just refilled my bird feeder)

Am I pregnant ? No. Do I have my future child’s wardrobe hand thrifted already? Yes.

New redbull sucks…. Bring back cranberry

Thinking about getting a 4 wheeler

Someone needs to study the correlation between lower class southern women and things like Tweety Bird and Tinker Bell

Aspiring stay at home wife

I love the thrift gods 🙏🏼

Nothing like standing in the rain waiting for your dog to go poop

I wish I could get paid to sit on the porch and gossip

tumblr was never the same after this

You want to be a “tradwife” because you hate feminism and your job, I want to be a 50’s housewife so I can get a lobotomy and pop benzos before picking up cocaine cola at the grocery store and put hot dogs in jello for my husband 💅✨

I don’t know how many more goodbyes I have left in me after this week

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birthday cake in august but you were born 19th of june xx

Switched from strength training to functional full body training and I am absolutely getting my ass handed to me

the older I get the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these mfs quite often

Been exclusively listening to the 90s dad rock radio station for weeks now

you are not the sun