─ ⋆⋅ Marty ⋅⋆ ─

“I wish you wouldn’t have said anything because I feel like I’m about to start crying…” —> Kick-Ass canon portrayal —> VC: @/dylansbastard

lol thanks cat for the costume

@jj_surffl Do you not care about college..?

@_BATTLEGUY_ It's not that bad. At least I don't have a reason to try hard at school

Hey hey

@jj_surffl That’s… unfortunate, JJ

@_BATTLEGUY_ I don't even think my dad knows how to check grades. Plus I don't think he cares that much.

@jj_surffl I need good grades, my dad would be pissed if I didn’t

@_BATTLEGUY_ Yeah, I don't let school get to me. I just kinda show up when they serve the lunch I like.

@jj_surffl I’m fine, been busy with a bunch of school shit. Hectic as fuck.

@_BATTLEGUY_ Oh oh okay I can do that. How are you doing?

ᝰ — “Mnemosyne, the mother of the Mousai (muses).”

@jj_surffl Just trying to keep conversation

@_BATTLEGUY_ Fan dan fucking tastic. Why do you ask?

@jj_surffl Hey JJ, you alright?

@_BATTLEGUY_ Hi hi

Heyyy

@_kate_bishop Love ya

@_BATTLEGUY_ … okay party pooper

Hey

@_kate_bishop Not really

@_BATTLEGUY_ Just a nickname I thought of, cool right?

@_kate_bishop What kind of name is that

@_BATTLEGUY_ Martin fartin, hi!

@jj_surffl Not cool

@_BATTLEGUY_ …I'm putting toothpaste in your orange juice

Yo

@jj_surffl 😇

@_BATTLEGUY_ Now tell me why that sounded so sarcastic

@jj_surffl …yyyyeaaah.

@_BATTLEGUY_ Hm. I mean you’re right.. I am pretty cool.

@jj_surffl I meant it nicely. You’re cool.

@_BATTLEGUY_ Hey man I thought we were vibing just now. Besties or somethin. I’m not weird.

@jj_surffl Sure man, sure.

@_BATTLEGUY_ Excuse me? I’m not weird?