Bean Dip

@McDonalds I’m not snitching on some kid because of a bad burger, that’s wild. I’ll just take a coupon.

@_BeanDip_ oh no! that’s not the way you should receive your treat. DM us your contact information, email address, and restaurant address, and we’ll look into it. twitter.com/messages/compo…

Hey @McDonalds this is crazy. What happened to my burger?

@tacobell Put the Beefy-5 back on the luxe box as a classic. I cannot believe it was removed. Insanity

if it’s meant to be it will find us (an overflowing bag of nacho fries)

@TeamPelosi We’re on the brink of nuclear holocaust and this is the message?

@uncledoomer When your created character is in a cutscene

this image hit my eyeballs like a flashbang

Spoiler alert the Democrats aren’t going to do anything except fundraise so that in 2 and then 4 years from now we can do lesser-evilism coalition fights again with a whole new cast of Atrocities

If the US buys Greenland they better kill Santa Claus and end the war on Christmas once and for all.

If Kamala Harris is really "working tirelessly" for a ceasefire - around the clock as AOC said - and the result is Israel blowing up hundreds of civilians in Lebanon while still bombing Gaza into oblivion, one can rightly conclude that Kamala Harris is REALLY BAD AT DIPLOMACY.

No, we don't.

@MuhamedBenZona @NBCNews Ok Hasbara bot

Israel's military says it has recovered "a number of bodies" in Gaza and is in the process of bringing them back and identifying the remains. nbcnews.com/news/world/isr…

Donald Trump needs me to be 12% bodyfat. He called me and told me. I will not fail him.

@KamalaHarris Dawg, I didn’t even get the opportunity to vote for you but here you are.

We must protect the freedom that unlocks all other freedoms: our sacred right to vote. Americans have the opportunity to get the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and the Freedom to Vote Act passed—and as President, I will proudly sign it into law.

@BoLoudon @elonmusk Permission to bounce on it sir?

@elonmusk Elon, you will go down in history as the man who: SAVED FREE SPEECH! HELPED SAVE AMERICA! STOOD UP TO EVIL AND WON! I have your back, sir!

20 years …

re "leftists are gonna cost Harris the election": If a politician recognizes that a voting bloc is significant enough to potentially cost them an election, and fully ignores their demands and then loses, that's kinda on that politician, no? That person is just bad at their job

@HalWeathermanNC Why are republicans so obsessed with whether or not a child has a cock and ball or not? Y’all are freaks, this is not a winning message.

With Harris and Walz we are about to enter apostrophe hell.

nancy pelosi can do all the insider trading she wants. i’ve always said this about her

@mount_bees Speak for yourself

@RyanWarIsGood I’m not sure how it would work since the convention happened honestly. Maybe Vance would have to willingly drop.

@_BeanDip_ fair, how do you think trump will force him out? I think he's realized he made the wrong choice for sure

I give it 2 weeks before Trump finds a way to remove JD Vance from the ticket. He’s bad television, not sassy enough.