savage☠️

Huyu wangu ameokoka hadi huezi ona surprise ya view once anyday. Tushaanza kuishi kama wazazi in our 20s buana🙌

Kujifanya mlevi online na uko very sober kwa ground Huna hata 50 ya busaa is madness

@briepretty_728 💯

@_Bobby8 No comeback

Saying “si wewe ndio ulinikataa” to someone you have zero interest in is an underrated skill

@Boba_Ball_ They care only when it benefits them

Becoming a man is basically realising no one gives a fuck about you

This girl fucks back in missionary, never seen anything like that in my life 😂🤯

To the girls who rejects us without wasting our time and money first

Hakunanga kitu kama “tuliachana” it’s either uliachwa ama ulimuacha

Hakuna cha eti "I don't date broke men" wewe taja tu bei yako hatuwezi shindwa kufika bei

I can’t imagine a gangster like me namiss kucuddle 🤧

Being idle makes you do a lot of dumb sh*t

@KE_MrBlack Mkate na soda

What's your go-to meal when you're dead broke?

Huyu ameniuliza "Why do you love me" wacha nione chat GPT inasema nini.

🚨🇭🇺 Dominik Szoboszlai has agreed to sign new FIVE year deal at Liverpool, valid until June 2031! Verbal agreement in place with final details being sorted ahead of signature and official statement. Szoboszlai stays, fully committed to #LFC new project under Andoni Iraola 🔴🔐

I reduced posting WhatsApp status when I realized you subconsciously post what's going on with your life 😂😂

If your woman laughs at another guy's joke, write down that joke and say it a month later. If she doesn't laugh, bro I have a bad news for you.

When someone is telling me an embarrasing experience and they start with the iconic line “i have a friend of mine” 😭😂

Your light skin friend ukileta vurugu kwa club

"Mimi ni ule boy alikua na ule boy ulipatia number" 😂😂.