Andy Moeller

Across America today, one legendary gym teacher will wheel the TV into the cafeteria and let the boys lock into March Madness Be that gym teacher in your everyday life

Holy Milan 🔥

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran: "I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷

@chiefsdodgers @ESPNInsights 10/10 tweet 🔥

@ESPNInsights So the most by a woman in Big 12 history

AUDI CROOKS DROPPED 41 PTS AGAINST KANSAS STATE 🔥 This is Crooks' FIFTH career 40-point game, tying Brittney Griner for the most in Big 12 history 😤

Every American right now

@stoolpresidente Minnesota Vikings. And we are proud of it! 1. 0/4 Superbowls. 2. Gary Anderson missed kick in 98. 3. Favre int with Bountygate 4. Blair Walsh. Shall I go on!?!?

I’m not trying to rub it in but the Bills are biggest losers of all time in the history of professional sports right? I can’t even think about who #2 would be?

Eagles fans in the parking lot right now

21 years ago, Randy Moss made every Minnesotan proud.

Lane Kiffin walking out of Ole Miss trying to take players with him.

@franfraschilla Have a great a Christmas Fran. And please say a little prayer for our Cyclones. This could be our year!

Luke 2:11: "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.” Merry Christmas from the Fraschillas 🙏🏼🎄🎁

BREAKING: Iowa State has landed a commitment from Utah Jazz F Georges Niang. He’s expected to enroll and be immediately eligible for the second semester. A huge addition for TJ Otzelberger.

Football season starts in 9 months!!

@ChrisMWilliams But we are proud of it!

All the Vikings do is eliminate joy from my life.

I’m ready …

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota. Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them. For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites. In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease. By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment. Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up. Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built. By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender. The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t. Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door. Fuck you, Pohlad family.

@quinn4point0 Thanks buddy!

Congrats on getting the Netflix gig.

Dudes can have fun doing anything