Ryan Day

@thecakelin Why can’t u run now?

Airborne infectious disease spreads like cigarette smoke. If you could breath someone's smoke, you are breathing potential viral particles. I lived in a crowded urban environment, so I wore a mask to run outside. 💨🏃 When I could run, that is..

Asked for a trade 10 seconds after this

@thecakelin @BowTiedIguana Mask to run outside? Please explain for those of us that haven’t been indoctrinated

@BowTiedIguana I used to wear an Airinum Active Mask to run outside. Elastomeric with head straps, optional out valve, 4 different filter certifications. The filters aren't available right now and I don't have $ for them anyways. I can't always work out and am not buying another elastomeric.

Went to the gym for the 1st time since the pandemic started 6 years ago. Way less crowded in my rural hometown than the city I used to live in. Mask: Powecom KN95 from Bonafide Masks 😷💚

@thelsuchad Lift weights. You’re built like a 13 y/o. Lift especially if you’re under 6’.

@EndWokeness The inner male in me would love this. It’d make my day. Free pass to beat the shit outa some 150lb bottom feeder wielding just a claw hammer? Yes. Yes please.

Chicago train rider: "I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago. I finna kiIl for real."

Hello Twitter family I have an extra ps5 that I am selling for 600$ it is the disc edition (I am keeping the Xbox lol) and I can ship it to you just shoot me a dm ❤️

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

@aakashgupta Honeymooned there. Place is sick. Largest glacier in Europe. One lane bridges are spicy. Highly suggest a guided trip on it. Gotta get back to ski.

That road is Route 1 in Iceland. A week driving it costs roughly $2,500 per person. Flights from the US run $500-600 round trip. Gas is $8-9 per gallon. A glacier hike is $125. A night in a decent hotel near Vatnajökull is $160-200. Total tab for two people to spend a week staring at that glacier instead of a monitor: somewhere around $7,000. The median American household earns that in about 18 working days. Sitting in a room. Staring at a screen. The people who actually drive that road on a random Tuesday in March fall into two categories: retirees who stared at screens for 40 years and saved enough to stop, or remote workers who figured out how to stare at a screen from Reykjavik instead of a cubicle in Ohio. Both paths run through the screen. The photo is real. The freedom it represents costs $7,000 and 10 days of PTO. The device you’re reading this complaint on is the same device that books the flight.

@P_M_Cu Paul, respectfully, if 76 dB’s is such an issue you wanna sell these things for all seasons you’re a bitch and never needed KO3’s in the first place

Got the Rivian! But the k03 AT tires seem really loud. I measured the DB at about 76 when going 65 mph. I got them balanced which helped a little but any Rivian owners have advice? I am thinking I might sell the k03s on Facebook and get some Michelin all seasons if I can't figure out another solution.

Took the dog to the vet yesterday Golden retriever She ate something in the backyard My wife said "she looks off" I said "she's a dog. She always looks like that." My wife made the appointment anyway Nice office Fish tank in the lobby Every professional I visit has a fish tank The vet came in Looked at the dog for maybe 30 seconds Pressed on her stomach The dog wagged her tail He said "we should run some tests" I said "what kind of tests" He said "bloodwork, X-ray, urinalysis, and an ultrasound" I said "she ate a stick" He said "we want to be thorough" I said "what's the cost" He said "roughly $3,400" For a stick My wife looked at me Not the ceiling this time Directly at me The look that means "if you negotiate the vet bill for our dog I will never speak to you again" I said "run the tests" Fastest approval I've ever given No diligence No second opinion No counter The dog looked at me Tail still wagging She has no idea what anything costs Must be nice They took her to the back We sat in the waiting room for two hours My wife was worried I was calculating the per-minute cost of this visit I didn't say that out loud Therapy taught me that much The vet came back Looked at his chart for 90 seconds He said "good news. Nothing serious. She probably just ate something that didn't agree with her." I said "so she's fine" He said "she's fine" I said "we waited two hours and spent $3,400 to confirm what you suspected when you pressed on her stomach for 30 seconds" He said "we wanted to rule things out" I said "what did you rule out" He said "quite a bit" I said "name one thing" He paused My wife said "we're paying the bill" I said "I know we're paying the bill" The vet recommended a "premium digestive supplement" $89 a month I said no My wife said yes The vet looked at me I looked at the dog The dog was asleep on the floor $3,400 and two hours later and she's the most relaxed one in the room We paid In the car my wife said "you were going to negotiate weren't you" I said "the thought crossed my mind" She said "it's our dog" I said "I know. That's why I didn't." She looked at me I looked at the road The dog was in the backseat Head out the window Not a single thought behind those eyes I've never been more jealous of another living thing $3,400 $89/month supplement One stick Non-negotiable Sent from my iPhone

@the_ason @uncledoomer Mr The King. This is a starter home and an ending home cause ur gonna be shot up in a drive by let’s get serious here

@uncledoomer This under 200k row home in philly is a starter home

baby boomer wants $500k for this sensible starter home, and you'll have to put $150k into it as soon as you buy it because boomer hasn't done anything to update it since they bought it 40 years ago for $50k

@CineramaSave @Leia1492 Hahaha didn’t notice that. Interesting. Don’t fret, friend, I’m as American as it gets. Bachelors from the SEC nbd.

@_BurnerDaddy @Leia1492 Go tweet about hockey or something, bye!

Born in Seattle, in 1954, because Houghton, now Kirkland had no hospital. Lived in Boston, for six years. Moved back, married, bought a house, had a family. It was good. In 2026, it is hellish. I am moving, to Idaho. The progressive freaks have taken over this state.

@CineramaSave @Leia1492 Alabama of the SW would be very pleasant to live in compared to woke western WA where everyone wants to stick their dirty ass fingers into your pocket book to extract cash and give it to some doped out addict or blue haired non binary bitch.

@Leia1492 “Washington is hellish! I’m moving to the Alabama of the Northwest.” Hahahahaha

The rich must pay!

@Cuyose @SEATTLESUBMISS People die like this every year. Unconsolidated, nothing to push against to get yourself out. Stuck. Dead. Spooky!

@SEATTLESUBMISS Lol, he fell in 2 ft of powder. Jesus Christ.

48 Inches of Fresh Snow Almost Buried This Snoqualmie Skier Alive 😳❄️⛷️ Full story: A skier was pulled from a deep snow burial at The Summit at Snoqualmie Pass after yesterday’s storm dumped 48 inches of fresh snow on the mountain. Deep snow immersion can occur anywhere on the mountain not just in the backcountry. All credit to @iandeans for jumping into action and capturing this. You saved a life. With heavy snowfall forecast to continue across the Cascades, ski patrol and safety officials are urging skiers to never ride alone and to always look out for the people around them. #SEATTLE Is your video news worthy? DM to submit • 📲

Rented a 7 bedroom mansion on Airbnb. Wish I would have rented a shitty hotel room.

@ButlerCabin1894 Why?

Have workshopped this take for a while: You need to be scratch or better if you’re a lead tape guy

Fellas, I’m not too sure it’s a good sign when the correlation between the rape rate and the “we give them free money” rate is not only positive, but exponential.

"Illegal" also works.