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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILL SMITH!

The fresh prince! On his birthday bobble head night it had to be him. That’s my catcher! #dodgers

IMO this is one of the cooler things that MLB has done lately. The logomen for MVPs and ROY, debut patches, etc. are exciting and fun. I know it’s all for MLB / profit but what isn’t in 2026

Paws for the Cause: My new song "Keys to Natural Truth" is out today!

Being a Dodgers fan means telling all your friends who support other teams "Hey have a great season" and they all say "Fuck you" back and I think that's beautiful

Clayton Kershaw is sitting where Kirsten Watson usually sits right next to the Dodgers dugout. Kersh is wearing a suit and broadcasting the game. Time flies man.

Dodger Stadium just greeted Will Klein with an amazing light show and ovation. Forever a World Series hero 🫡

WE ARE SO BACK

Here's your 26-man roster for #OpeningDayLA:

Let’s go #Dodgers Happy opening day to all who celebrate. We are back baby! “But you know what - there will be a new day, and eventually a new year. And when the upcoming winter gives way to spring, rest assured it will be time for Dodger baseball.” -Vin

Waking up on Opening Day.

@TheRickWilson @PatThurston They’re running with rigged elections, not policy. JFC why can’t people figure out the game has changed and they don’t play by any rules. WTAF

1. Unpopular war. 2. Unpopular tariffs. 3. Unpopular TSA shutdown. 4. Unpopular corruption. 5. Unpopular health care cuts. 6. Unpopular 4.2% inflation. 6. Oh...and saving the best for last: a deeply unpopular President! Republicans have so much to run on this Fall!

“It shall be called Opening Day and will be a huge celebration of spring, rebirth and baseball culminating in one single game played at night on a streaming network.” “Why not play many baseball games during the day?” “Nobody knows.”

Seth Magaziner at DHS Funding Hearing: I'd like to remind everyone why we are here. Please play the video. *Plays an absolutely brutal video montage*

Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.

The real opening day starts tomorrow btw

@MLB @Topps Let’s gooooooo

#OpeningDay giveaway? 😍 Repost and reply for a chance to win the FIRST CARD we pull from this @Topps Gilded box. Join us at 6 p.m. ET on MLB TikTok for a LIVE box break with trivia, prizes and more!

Happy #openingnight to those who celebrate! I just hope both teams lose. #dodgers

Did you know Goodwill made $2.1 BILLION in revenue last year? They pay executives 6-figure salaries. They pay workers sometimes less than minimum wage via a legal loophole. They get their inventory donated for free then sell it back to the public. The thrift store for “poor people” is one of the most profitable nonprofits in the country.