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@_CaptainD

This is for lies and jokes. I tweet accordingly. 🇵🇷

JAX Katılım Eylül 2011
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CRAZY FIGHTS 🔞
CRAZY FIGHTS 🔞@FightFiles_·
Congrats, now youre getting kicked out of the army...
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@JHydeOs @1GoodPlay @HappyPunch You’re comparing two heavyweights? In an MMA match? We’re talking about a large bodybuilder vs a lightweight, outside of a ring. That goes Larry’s way 9/10 and ion even like that dude.
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JHyde
JHyde@JHydeOs·
@_CaptainD @1GoodPlay @HappyPunch He's not handling dead weight. Brock Lesnar is infinitely more skilled than Larry at MMA and yet he couldn't just slam Randy Couture.
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Happy Punch
Happy Punch@HappyPunch·
260-lb powerlifter Larry Wheels just crashed out after getting humbled by lightweight MMA fighters 💀 “I’m going to cry. I’m a bitch. I got bitched out.”
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@1GoodPlay @HappyPunch Precisely lol. If I’m that large, even if I have training, I am simply going to try and pick you up and slam you. Which Larry can do to him lol
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Soon 🪐@1GoodPlay·
@_CaptainD @HappyPunch Exactly. A guy with a 900lbs deadlift will have no problem lifting a mere 200lbs guy and slamming him through the ground lol
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@JAX_JTW @ChaseEnCashe If counting calories every meal you eat is the tradeoff for just not exercising more. Go for it lol. Simply not my preference.
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@JAX_JTW @ChaseEnCashe Telling on myself? Lol I eat what the fuck I want because I out train my bad diet. I’m all for health, watching what I eat just isn’t for me. So, i train harder than most to counter it.
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@1GoodPlay @HappyPunch They coming for you for this but I agree to an extent. They’re grappling, if the goal was to incapacitate the other no holds barred, I would at least expect/hope he’d use brute strength to ragdoll as much as he could.
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Soon 🪐@1GoodPlay·
Larry is not an aggressive person at all. Even if his door slam at the end was just acting. I think a lot of elite strength guys like Larry are actually too scared to use their full force in physical stuff like this. Kinda like when the mountain sparred with McGregor - they’re aware of how insanely strong they are and aren’t used to using it in a fight
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FearBuck@FearedBuck·
Stefon Diggs’ ex “chef” and accuser shares an edit of herself dancing while making food.
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
BREAKING: The U.S. military says the remains of a second Army soldier missing during training exercises in Morocco have been recovered. Spc. Mariyah Symone Collington, 19, reportedly fell off a cliff during a recreational hike as part of the African Lion exercises. The remains of 1st Lt. Kendrick Lamont Key Jr. were recovered last week, and the incident remains under investigation.
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@proseccopadre_ @Breaking911 It is weird bra cuz like unless the ground gave and they were one behind the other. Very unlikely TWO fall and die. Interested to see what they say the reason was. Guarantee “lost their footing” will be in it.
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Siriusly Black
Siriusly Black@proseccopadre_·
@_CaptainD @Breaking911 Oh no I know the army makes yall do some bs. But just two people. And they were black, and they couldn’t find them. Idk I been black too long to not be suspicious
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@proseccopadre_ @Breaking911 Idk man they walked us on this wild ass mountain in Montana that if didn’t watch your shit you were definitely going over lol but two people is odd
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Siriusly Black@proseccopadre_·
@Breaking911 Nah, two black people dying during a recreational hike… 🐟🐟🐟
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MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾
MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾@MUSICANDBUILDS·
AFTER BEING FIRED BY STEFFON DIGGS AND LOSING TO HIM IN COURT BBL CHEF IS FINALLY BACK ON THE MARKET LOOKING FOR A NEW HOME
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Ministress of Enjoyments
Ministress of Enjoyments@LaCienegaBlvdss·
I really wish I could disseminate this video to all the kids. This is HIS lawyer pleading for his life by having a prison warden testify that he would be worth more alive working like a slave vs receiving the death penalty. His lawyer is BEGGING for a life sentence.
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Friday nights as a deadbeat still living with your parents:
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Pollo Bandito@_CaptainD·
@samtripoli Lowkey sad lol these niggas been hit in the head far too many times.
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Sam Tripoli
Sam Tripoli@samtripoli·
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343@UnscriptedFooty·
🚨 Lamine Yamal’s Dating History - 2022— Single - 2023 — Alisa 🇷🇺 - 2024 — Alex Padilla 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Fati Vázquez 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Claudia Bavel 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Nicki Nicole 🇦🇷…… look below
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Greg the Sorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer@gregthesorcerer·
Fuckin things are getting in through the vents
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Valentina Gomez
Valentina Gomez@ValentinaForUSA·
Grateful to God for 27 years.
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