🦋Chantsx

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

every now and then i become hyperaware of my name

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

If the Epstein files was full of black people they would have released them in theaters

You can tell black people the full plans and they’ll still say “okay just let me know.” NIGGA I JUST DID!!!

You’re not a good person just because you know Bible verses 😭

I like a nigga who like to lay low, literally.

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

kinda fucked up that i’ve never sat next to a hot person on a plane but everyone who’s sat next to me has

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is literally my favourite thing to do

I’m so fake antisocial, I make friends so easily. The people love me 😭😭😭

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

Anyone who has ever given him access to their front mussi shame like dawg!

I've tasted being the bigger person and i've tasted matching energy. i highly recommend choosing people who never make you act out of character. there's wisdom in remaining grounded.

i love people who just naturally have morals, manners, self-awareness, common sense & consideration for others.

People being Jealous of you is NOT a flex you are literally in DANGER.

Fortunately, whoever ends up marrying me will be laughing for the rest of his life.