Chris Capell

@WFKARS I’m straight, so it was Disney movie songs instead of ALW when I was a kid. ;-) (Too bad, I could have used the culture!) But I also had a racist cat song! youtu.be/rlQYqQs0R3w

This decade has felt like airplane turbulence

@FNoMTL I was going to ask what size font difference is required to protect French, but I didn’t bother. I’m pro-protecting French, but I’m all about the carrot, not the stick.

@_ChrisCapell Also lol at him thinking we were referring to English signs on st Hubert, like, tell me you never walk there without telling me you never walk there.

Honestly this city is so goddamned exhausting and cruel, even Montreal small business owners who survive against all odds — corruption, construction, Covid — bringing money into the economy and supporting their communities, the reward is always more punishment. #mtlmoments

@c_stegen @FNoMTL Yeah, I see stores with full English names all the time now, and don’t know how they aren’t swimming in fines.

@FNoMTL Ooof.

@_ChrisCapell St Hubert Plaza is basically a language police wet dream, top to bottom to handwritten ‘going out of business sale’ sign.

@FNoMTL Yuuuuup.

@_ChrisCapell Hey, if you explain something accurately you can’t collect the fine!

@gaywonk Has Elon implemented a Tinder-type Super Like for posts yet? Because I need to use it for this.

The most understood I’ve ever felt on Twitter:

@WFKARS Uh, my understanding is that rinse aid just helps with sheeting action, so water runs off your dishes and doesn’t dry as spots on your glasses. It doesn’t help ‘rinse’ chunks of food off…

@coffeecontent @AdaMcVean Fascinating, thanks for sharing. Also, was really weirded out to see @AdaMcVean pop up in my coffee timeline, as I’m used to seeing her in my cat timeline. ( @MtlARN )

The Potential for Caffeine-Free #Coffee via #CRISPR/CAS9 or Crossbreeding by @AdaMcVean @McGillOSS mcgill.ca/oss/article/te…

@a_vansi Uh, yeah.

@chhendon I also heard that local admins have access to your DMs…? Could be BS tho…

I’m not sure I understand why people decided mastodon was the future. Like IRC and other platforms, they all have obvious reasons why they are woefully inferior. Also, it’s interesting to see people not choose LinkedIn or Reddit or some existing thing. This platform also sucks.

@a_vansi Or it’s projecting. Saying that the left is exposing kids to inappropriate sexual ideas with drag queen story hour, while wanting to take their kids to Hooters.

@ChantalHbert Thanks for the head’s up! Stepped out and got my own pic. :-)

Montréal./.

@mlula79 @ToulasTake And on top of that, what if immigrants had a chance to work in industries that actually help us all lower emissions - because those industries were supported by the govt, and had access to a labour force?

Le saviez-vous? Mon père ne consommait aucun GES avant d'arriver au Québec.

@Rubberbandits Re: your comment that owls are just cats with wings… instagram.com/reel/ChXOm5dlB…

@Rubberbandits Thought you might find it interesting that in Saskatchewan, Canada, a hoodie is known as a bunny hug. nationalpost.com/entertainment/…

Just remembered the time in school when I would wear a hoodie instead of my school jumper and got called to the office for “dressing like an American”

@FNoMTL This feels a little on the nose.

I’ve spent hours on tik tok a day for the past month and I’m here to tell you now: this is the coolest dude I’ve seen on there yet.