Chris Farley

I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick huh!

I'm just dandy, I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

Son of a ... That's gonna leave a mark.

The point is, how do you know the guarantee fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?

You know, a lot people go to college for 7 years.

Richard do I have a mark on face? It really hurts.

Hey everybody is there a window open, I feel a draft!

That's it? Come on you can do better than that can't ya captain limp wrist?

Look boys and girls its papa smurf!

Him too fraid to get out, he's just a little guy.

I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.was.awesome! But sorry about your car man...that sucks.

I can't believe he called me a psycho.

Forget it I quit, I can't do this anymore man! My heads about to explode. My whole life sucks!

Hey ill tell ya what, you can get a good look at a butchers ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldnt you rather take his word for it?

You take dead animals to the vet?

Maybe if you didn't lean over to insult me you woulda seen it coming. Poor little furry thing.

Richard is this you coat? Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat! Richard what's happenin...uh oh.

What'd you do!??

They're all out, they only got diesel. Gotta go to the next station.