Chris John

This is what life is all about man. ♥️

I’m at the gym. It irks me just how much people suck at putting the dumbbells in the correct spot. These are likely the same people who don’t know how to put their shopping carts back in the cart return.

Why is my timeline randomly full of cat videos? I hate cats..haven't liked a single car pic/video..yet still flooded? 🤨

@rpr564 @thejenuhh4 It pretty much does these days..ya.

@_Colts18_ @thejenuhh4 It does not.

if i see anyone talking shit about canada, it’s an immediate block. leave our friendly neighbors to the north alone

@MusafirNafar Genuinely nobody gives a shit

Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza.

@__0HOUR1_ This one's pretty legit if you absolutely love cereal like my childish ass.

I don't eat cereal. I eat eggs. Breakfast cereal is one of the worst things you can eat.

I am an 18 year old dedicated to exposing all the corruption in Canada. 🇨🇦 Shoot me a follow to support my mission. 🫡

Wife's a wop.. her whole family was born in Italy. They all call each other wops We call them wops. Everyone laughs. Italians don't turn violent like another race seem to when old "slurs" are used. They actually have the intelligence to understand words can't hurt you. Dumbass

@iHoldTheLine_ @_Colts18_ @tadhgmacmuiris1 @cavendishbill Ah yes another bot account. You guys need to get outside when the skies are clear. Come to Woodbridge call the 1st Italian u see a wop see where their elbows end up.

Don’t forget that Ford in 2019, slashed the Ontario Forest Firefighting base budget by 67% (a reduction of approximately $142 million) Then, in 2025, it was another $42 million cut. It’s almost as if the man is an incompetent oaf, incapable of making good decisions.

@billglahn Glysophate This country has gone full retard the last ten years

It doesn’t smell like wood burning. It just doesn’t. I have burned wood. That’s a different smell.

This has nothing to do with climate change btw. It's caused entirely by poor forestry management, a failure to maintain fire fighting infrastructure while sending billions in foreign aid to the third world, and inevitably deranged activist arsonists. x.com/FlynnZero21/st…

The Batter was fed up and blew up. He charged the mound, and you’ll never guess what happened next

🇨🇦 The Liberals found $26B for Ukraine. $3.2B for condo developers. Can’t find enough water bombers while Canadian towns burn to the ground. This isn’t a money problem. It’s a priority problem. Canada first should not be a controversial concept. In Ottawa it apparently is.

@LtReeseDangle @td_nash I'm sorry but I didn't have time to create a gif of my own and had to choose the 1 of 4 available. Settle down little fella

@_Colts18_ @td_nash Holy shit 1 of the same 4 Datsyuk clips how original

Who’s your favorite number 13?🧐

@iq_phd @cavendishbill

@_Colts18_ @cavendishbill must fucking rock to be this retarded

@noimmigration1 @grok There ya go

Hey @grok How many water bombers could Canada have purchased with $26 billion dollars, instead of handing it to Ukraine with zero receipts of where the money went ?

@DrcharlieWardQ Makes me so...so happy that I pissed so many simpleton leftists off with this. Can't wait to do it again 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@DrcharlieWardQ Keep the pressure on. Can't wait until I can proudly fly the stars and stripes on my property. 🇺🇸🦅

BREAKING 🚨: President Trump has informed Canada that it will cost $61B if they want to be a part of the Golden Dome System, but if they become the 51st state, it will cost nothing. Trump wrote on Truth Social: “I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome System, that it will cost $61 Billion Dollars if they remain a separate, but unequal, Nation, but will cost ZERO DOLLARS if they become our cherished 51st State. They are considering the offer!”

@SpenSwanson @DrcharlieWardQ I think I'll do whatever I feel like fella 😂 Especially knowing it makes little guys like you so so upset

@_Colts18_ @DrcharlieWardQ Take the canadian flag out of your bio, idiot. You can fly the Stars and Stripes there instead.

@MAGABarbie317 A bonfire if you dumped buckets of chemicals onto it. As a Canadian..I'm so sorry for the lack of care my gov't shows in fire prevention.

It literally smells like a fucking bonfire outside. Thanks Canada.

@tadhgmacmuiris1 @NeakerOle @cavendishbill Yup. I still stand by what I said. Oh and internet tough guys are so adorable bro 🥹

@_Colts18_ @NeakerOle @cavendishbill Lmao shut the fuck up dude