SPAMTON G SPAMTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 🍉

MERRY SPAMMAS!!!!!

MERRY SPAMMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[[?!??]]

SURPRISE!

Hey, so, I was walking around and stuff, right? And- I saw this bird flyin' around, so I thought.. "Huh! That's.. Something!" So now I'm here, talking about it. ... Y'all know if Ishmael's on here too? 👀👀👀

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Hello, Parody Twitter. I've returned.

Well then! Ain't you just the strangest bird I've seen!

[PINNED] Huh, don't think I've seen you around here before.

That is where you come in. If you join me in my conquest, together, we can have Christmas ABOLISHED this wintery month. If you are interested, reply right down here. I will be waiting.

Citizens of Parody. I assume you know of Christmas coming very, very soon. As you all know, I despise Christmas as a whole, even trying to rid the whole thing altogether. But, I ultimately succumbed to failure. I realize now that I may need a team to help me with this project.

…WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!???!!!!

NO, SERIOUSLY! CHECK THE CREDITS!!!

THEY HAVE ME [[I'm A Voice Actor]] FOR [[Teeth]].

I'VE [[PLAYED THESE GAMES... BEFORE]]!!! IF YOU WANT TIPS, ASK [[The Box]].

[[It's [[DEAL]] isn't it?]]

SORRY FOR [[...]] I'VE BEEN TELLING MY [[Spamton G]]'S TO [[work in the coal minds you dumb ?!?!?]].

OH RIGHT THOSE [[Awardshows]] I'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT!!! Eh.

[[Patience is key to finding the patterns.]]

[[He Dingle Gingle a Single Songle]].

@AltarOfMartyr DON'T DO THIS.

. . . THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA : )