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@bethTmufc He doesn't though as the club won't pay that much….

Elliot, you have the chance to play with him next season...

@TelegraphDucker Good tourist

Big tournament experience? Check. Good tourist? Check. Popular figure with players & staff? Check. Impactful in both boxes? Check. Used to handling intense pressure? Check. Can take a pen? Check Maguire’s WC omission is utterly bewildering #ENG #MUFC telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

"There are RED FLAGS!" 🚩 Would you take Ederson at Man Utd? 👇️ #mufc

@bernaerna87 @EGTVEgal Why ain’t you showing your identity ? You absolute meltttt

@_DJE23_ @EGTVEgal Making fun of someones appearance without showing your identity yourself is 10 times worse.

I’m happy we spoiled his leaving party. I can’t wait for this rat to leave the Premier League.

@QuadriOPE18 You wrote all that and said Tonali for 40/50m 😂 fucking idiot

If Tonali genuinely wants out and we can get him for £40-50m, I'm doing it before I touch Elliot Anderson at £60m+. We've spent too long buying "potential" or "reputation". Tonali is a proven midfielder who fits the system and wants to play. Tonali's Newcastle stint has been cursed. 10-month ban for betting, then injuries, then not quite fitting Howe's 4-3-3. If he's been angling for a move since Jan, he's mentally checked out. That's good for us - unsettled players are cheaper. But also risky, 10 months out for betting. Has he lost a yard? Is his head right? Newcastle fans say he's been inconsistent since returning. He's press-resistant, can receive between lines, and actually scores/goals from midfield. He's 26. Still 5 prime years. He's better on the ball, great progressive passing, can play the 8 or 6. At Milan and Newcastle before his ban he was their metronome. Anderson's valued at £60m+ because he's homegrown, 22, and PL-proven. If Tonali is "cheaper", we're probably talking £40-50m.

@FrankEra_ We will sign Scott, Ederson and some other bum

Manchester United’s 26/27 midfield plan: 1st Tier = Anderson/Tchouaméni/Tonali 2nd Tier = Fernandes/Baleba/Scott/Ederson 3rd Tier = Hackney/Charles

@troopzafc You are literally one of the reasons he’s dead. Have some shame

My guy man ❤️

@JamesCarr02 😂😂😂😂😂 UNLUCKYYYY

I have taken my autistic son up and down the country this season to every home and away game including the play off games. Thousands of pounds spent on travel, hotels, tickets and food. I now have to tell him that his team have cheated and been kicked out. Ashamed #saintsfc

@CFCMods @CFCPys @guardian_sport He would be your best winger and gt some distance 🤡

@CFCPys @guardian_sport I’m in tears man this is the “experience” we’re going after, just end next season already.

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea are one of the clubs interested in Jarred Bowen, believing he could offer competition down the RW and cover for ST’s. (@guardian_sport) #CFC theguardian.com/football/2026/…

@MUFCScoop @JacobSteinberg Sounds about right when we already have two right wingers 🤮

🚨 Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool are interested in Jarrod Bowen. [@JacobSteinberg] #MUFC

@GrizzKhan You chat so much shite 🤡

Same source has given me some info on Lfc and the managerial situation 👀

@UnitedStandMUFC We wants to win trophies. He’s going to City. Just give up.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Elliot Anderson is exactly what Man Utd need when Casemiro leaves Do you agree? 👇️ #mufc #Carrick #ManUtd

@MRIRBT Didn’t realise De Bruyne and Henry are still playing this season? 🤡

Kevin De Bruyne: Assists - 20 Goals - 13 Trophies - 2 UCL quarter final. Thierry Henry: Assists - 20 Goals - 24 Trophies - 2 Europe until mid-March. Bruno Fernandes: Assists - 20 Goals - 8 Trophies - 0 Out of all competitions by 11th January. "Player of the Year"

@bethTmufc Because of set pieces and Casemiro…

Kdb got 20 assists with prime City & Aguero Henry got it with prime Arsenal How has Bruno done it with all these missed chances & with Amorim playing him cdm half the season 🤣

@TikiTakaConnor The fact you’re mentioning rhem in the same sentence speaks volumes of Bruno. You ain’t helping yourself 🤡

Reminder that Thierry Henry scored 24 goals along with his 20 assists when he took the assist record.

@curtiswoodhous8 You clearly have only seen this screenshot you absolute weapon 🤡

At what point does this become a match fixing inquiry? This last week has showed what everyone thought for years but couldn’t really prove anything. Now the proof is here for everybody to see. Cheats ✅

@henrywinter @fpl_phenom Ended up being the worst of all time 😂

If Carlsberg did transfer windows… Isak, Ekitike, Wirtz, Kerkez, Frimpong, Leoni and possibly Guehi would probably be the greatest transfer window by a club ever. #LFC

@FlexUTD No

Should Micheal Carrick be Manchester United manager?

@FPLfrasier It’s not possible

United are back in the Champions League. Which 5/6 players United can sign for us to genuinely have any chance of competing against a team like PSG? Don’t give me Mbappe or Yamal type of shouts. Give me shouts we can arguably sign.