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Dalok GCON

@_Dalok

Economist. Realist. People's Democratic Party. Rik

Katılım Aralık 2019
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Dalok GCON@_Dalok·
OMO OPE ❤️
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xL@logicfgs·
Pocket watching your gateman in a fake scenario uno
Kunmi Àgbà Farmer@kunmigbenga

The gateman in our section of the estate earns a N70k monthly salary. We have 16 flats and about 15 cars in the compound. He washes our cars every day for N1k each because it’s cheaper than taking them to a car wash. He also does laundry for 5 people every weekend at N1,500 each..that’s another N30k monthly. Then I sat down to calculate everything… Omo, this guy is making close to N550k every month. 😂 As if that’s not enough, he has a small farm at the back where he grows yam and pepper. He sells to us in the compound, and even has 2 Okada that comes to deliver from him daily. Omo, I just realized say na this guy fat pass all of us wey dey compound. 😂. If he no buy pepper soup for me this weekend make I bend.

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DRE💔@Motion_Boy_·
Saving the meat for the last swallow only to find out it was moulded egusi
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Man of Letters.
Man of Letters.@Letter_to_Jack·
Washing 15 cars everyday. His expected lifespan is in the low 50s.
Kunmi Àgbà Farmer@kunmigbenga

The gateman in our section of the estate earns a N70k monthly salary. We have 16 flats and about 15 cars in the compound. He washes our cars every day for N1k each because it’s cheaper than taking them to a car wash. He also does laundry for 5 people every weekend at N1,500 each..that’s another N30k monthly. Then I sat down to calculate everything… Omo, this guy is making close to N550k every month. 😂 As if that’s not enough, he has a small farm at the back where he grows yam and pepper. He sells to us in the compound, and even has 2 Okada that comes to deliver from him daily. Omo, I just realized say na this guy fat pass all of us wey dey compound. 😂. If he no buy pepper soup for me this weekend make I bend.

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aile@ailizzle·
Medvedev sure loves a five-setter.. he might’ve made this one too tall to climb!
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doyin@doyin_deji·
opay are losing the plot with this unnecessary and unfortunate notifications. even the real credit notifications are now coming very very late.
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Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng
Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng@yankeeplug_·
If you wash 15 cars everyday and do laundry for 5 Tenants Body go tell you
Kunmi Àgbà Farmer@kunmigbenga

The gateman in our section of the estate earns a N70k monthly salary. We have 16 flats and about 15 cars in the compound. He washes our cars every day for N1k each because it’s cheaper than taking them to a car wash. He also does laundry for 5 people every weekend at N1,500 each..that’s another N30k monthly. Then I sat down to calculate everything… Omo, this guy is making close to N550k every month. 😂 As if that’s not enough, he has a small farm at the back where he grows yam and pepper. He sells to us in the compound, and even has 2 Okada that comes to deliver from him daily. Omo, I just realized say na this guy fat pass all of us wey dey compound. 😂. If he no buy pepper soup for me this weekend make I bend.

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Tosin Olugbenga
Tosin Olugbenga@TosinOlugbenga·
You can resign from your job and look for a gateman job somewhere too. And replicate his winning formula.
Kunmi Àgbà Farmer@kunmigbenga

The gateman in our section of the estate earns a N70k monthly salary. We have 16 flats and about 15 cars in the compound. He washes our cars every day for N1k each because it’s cheaper than taking them to a car wash. He also does laundry for 5 people every weekend at N1,500 each..that’s another N30k monthly. Then I sat down to calculate everything… Omo, this guy is making close to N550k every month. 😂 As if that’s not enough, he has a small farm at the back where he grows yam and pepper. He sells to us in the compound, and even has 2 Okada that comes to deliver from him daily. Omo, I just realized say na this guy fat pass all of us wey dey compound. 😂. If he no buy pepper soup for me this weekend make I bend.

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Twilight@the_marcoli_boy·
Infantino is the first man to be criticized for watching his own country damn
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Money gives you a feeling no whore can
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ωα¢кσ@scally_wacko·
Man life funny asf,you fit dey depressed make you still dey motivate the next man
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Dalok GCON@_Dalok·
@shalliiswago "babee😭" You go first check how much de your aza 😂😂
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HAMZA@JamesPaulotsapa·
One time in Jos there was a church called “God of now now”. Crazy times!
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Dalok GCON@_Dalok·
My papa Hyundai still de with custom. You see those car dealers for Ogun state, better do a little research before giving them money for any car no matter how cheap.
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