Shep

@JalfreziSniff How do I angry react

At the gait analysis and they’ve said they’ve never seen someone with such a retarded run as Shep

goldilocks and the three beers

@sospot Stoppp

This morning, I got trapped in a car wash. You? 😬

Ayup. Want the JOY of working with me, @musesmichelle & @_EllieShepherd, without having to put up with the random noises/distractions I regularly emit in the office? This is a BRILLIANT new role based @EurekaDiscover in't Wirral 😀eureka.org.uk/connect/jobs/m…

petition for uk siesta in this weather

king of carbonara

Ladies, after your pints, would you like a female drink?

waterloo road marathon let’s gooo

@LouisStaples @tomshep96

@SmallbonesKate don’t think your red bull boys would be happy about that🤷🏻‍♀️

@_EllieShepherd Can we share? 🥺😂

Most people drunk message their ex oh no not me I drunk message Daniel Riccirado 🤣

cheltenham streak is stunning

blues and twos to end the night

FRUIT SHOULD NOT BE HOT

if you saw me crying on the m1, yes you did

@livdennisonx @GraceyGrey_ no fear when you’re in anonymous mode

@GraceyGrey_ @_EllieShepherd this is you

if you see me stalking your LinkedIn, mind your business x

lidl convert

@manpossessed anything to suffocate with is acceptable

@_EllieShepherd Covid safe cpr? What if you sent have a towel handy?

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

@livdennisonx tell that to my liver

@_EllieShepherd one pint won’t hurt x

liv trying to break my dry january sobriety less than a week in is commendable