Elsa

GMB on @_SophiaNotes

Eating ice cream too fast and getting a brain freeze… worth every second.

Men will say “I need space” and then be in someone else’s space immediately

@MyHeartcode Kiss 👄 u for Free 🆓

Would you kiss me for $1k?

I was having fun till you reminded us.

mispronounced words that make someone appear uneducated ?😂😂

ugly boys be like " she for the streets , stfu you for the drain

My horny ass could NOT live w spongebob, bro got waaaayyy too many holes 😭😂

bro got mad he could only do one pull up and decided to crash out on the cameraman instead 😭

If a single weed can make the United divide, then who is London not to fall damn this is mad

one time l applied for a job at a dispensary and l asked the boss if they had benefits and he said "free weed" and I was like what about health benefits and he was like "free medical weed"

If you a bum, enjoy it cause these bills ain’t no joke

Hey @grok Make Billie Eilish wear a bunny suit

Gun to your head, name a rock.

Getting him angry so he’ll fck you harder>>>>

is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love and start over

Two glasses of wine deep on the patio in the sun about to start liking everyone’s Instagram story

I suck at dating because once I find out you talk to other people I don't like you anymore

If a girl really wants you, she won’t even bother wearing panties when coming to see you.

U automatically lose my respect if u act different to impress other people