Mwanangu👽^o^

A THREAD OF MY UZIS.📚 Thread of threads

POV: honeymoon phase ended.. now it’s just husband core.💀

Me calling my mom to tell her she raised a king, but this king currently needs a 10k loan. 😂

Mambo ya watoi kuamka 4 am ndo waende shule never sits well with me. 4 am mtoi wa grade 3 surely. Infact a child's brain is most receptive to learning atleast from 9.00 am

@_Ice_Queen_001 Mbuzi kama 40 wamepitishwa hapa splendid

@_Evanto Lovely scenes 😅😅

Mombasa Town inanuka mbuzi leo 🤣🤣🤣

@mosemogeni 🤣🤣🤣

Is Mwafreeka aware? 😅 Anajua kunusha jasho.

what an ass

A woman and a chicken trying to separate two fighting cats drew attention

Arsenal fans 🤣🤣

Sevilla admin saying "proper chels" we massive

Bro said... hold my glasses 👓

Hey @grok what happened in October 1582 that made the date jump straight from the 4th to the 15th.?

Up and About, Alhamdulillah ❤️

Haha

There is nothing special in what they are doing. What is happening here is just a type of black magic called Sihr Al-Hijabah (protection sorcery). It is powered by a specific class of ground Jinn known as the Ghawas. What they do is illusion. The sorcerer prepares a concoction using dark, symbolic materials designed to mock the natural order. They most times use blackened gunpowder, iron filings, the crushed skull of a venomous viper, and the sap of a thorny desert tree. Then they mix them together with sacrificial blood. This mixture will then be rubbed into deep micro-incisions made on the skin or worn as an encased leather talisman (Ta'weez). This juju works by invoking the Jin before the show. And the moment the heavy blade swings toward the body, the Ghawas creates a very dense, invisible cushion of force directly between the knife and the skin. To your eyes, it looks like the sharp edge is pressing hard against the flesh, but it is actually hitting an invisible barrier that prevents the knife from making any impact on the skin. The quickest thing that spoils this juju is basic impurity. If the guy touches a woman on her period, or walks into a dirty toilet with his right foot while calling on God, or if someone nearby can recite Ayat al-Kursi out loud, the Jinn will flee the scene instantly to save itself. The moment the Jinn runs away, that invisible cushion vanishes, and the knife will slice through that skin like soft bread. Don’t try it o 😂 Allah knows best.

Don't say anything. Just repost. 10K reposts will create enough awareness. Let's bring Precious and Zennel home.

Very unethical

@Kimuzi_ @RamzZy_ 🤣🤣🤣

@RamzZy_ I denounced Christianity kitambo sana

Start by reading the bible. Joseph and Jesus is the origin story, if it still irks you denounce Christianity & become a stoic otherwise you’ll be living in silent conflict wearing a rosary or being silent in Church & thinking about how you’re smarter than God.

DCP new SG Methu had to remind those who are telling him to resign from UDA something if kiburi was a person hahahah kijana ya nyumbani ako sawa!!!

This guy, Chema Andrés is going to be the second coming of Rodri. What a unit. I'm not saying we should sign him, it's just a prediction. He's going to have an amazing career. Remember his name, Chema Andrés.