Fast and Curious

@elonmusk It's like when kids stand at the side of the road waiting for trucks to honk. Only the kids are paid wierdos with no purpose in life.

It is time to arrest those funding the attacks. Arresting their puppets and paid foot-soldiers won’t stop the violence.

@elonmusk Proof: Senate mainframe’s script hit a recursive clone loop—22 glitches, one source. Here's the Debug log.

Now we’re up to 22 Dem senators all doing the same cringe video simultaneously! I will buy a Cybertruck for anyone can provide proof of who wrote this particular piece of propaganda. First person to post proof in the replies to this post gets the truck!

@kirawontmiss Wasn't sure who it was, but knew that was a tennis skirt 😄

kendrick getting serena williams to crip walk while performing not like us is nasty work

@elonmusk Who else here for part 2?

This is what we’re dealing with everywhere in government

@LeadingReport Meaning entry was just wide open before this point!? 🙈😆

BREAKING: President Trump has just signed an executive order shutting down all migrant entry across the southern border.

@TonysChocoUK_IE Guys, I'm looking to buy a bar of Tony's for everyone I know this Christmas. Just please tell me which flavour is most popular or highly rated? 🙏🏻

Yesterday’s double whammy 😄 vs today’s empty door.. 😕 (that’s if you have our big calendar 📅🎄) Our Countdown Calendar is unequally divided because the chocolate industry is unequally divided..

@elonmusk @iamluismalheiro Does this check out Elon? Surely after door 2 is opened, 2/3 chance could just as easily be assigned to door 1 and the reverse argument is true?

@iamluismalheiro Intelligence is as intelligence does

@elemntor Wen Black Friday sale?

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@iamluismalheiro I'm pretty confident the argument they are making is flawed. After the 1st door is opened, the remaining doors both have 50/50 chance. On what basis could you assume either one of them has more chance than the other? Comp simulations just run until there is a snapshot winner

@mert Thoughts on the liquid staking option within Phantom wallet? I've been using the old method up til now

crash course: what happens to your SOL when you stake it? it depends a validator participates in the network in proportion to the stake they have (from you delegating to them) they make money in 3 ways: - issuance/inflation (new tokens printed) - MEV (people give jito tips to the validator to include certain txns) - priority fees (people send SOL to the validator to prioritize their txns) here's where it gets interesting the validators have the option to take a cut/commission from these rewards before they pass it back to you in the screenshot, you can see that coinbase takes 8% commission on the inflation rewards from the staker they also take 8% of the MEV rewards (note that currently validators keep 50% of the priority fees and 50% of the fees are burned — but this is going to change soon) (they might also have offchain deals to make use of this stake that the staker doesn't benefit from) so depending on who you stake with, you get a higher/lower return Helius validator does not take a cut of your issuance or MEV rewards, so you maximize your native returns on your SOL — we will also start sharing priority fee rewards once a certain SIMD goes live stake on the network also gives you bandwidth to send transactions this is important for devs so that they can land transactions successfully — since Helius is a developer company, we utilize this stake to help devs on Solana land txns so the chain actually works you might be wondering, why would people stake with something like Coinbase if it just gives you a lower return? the answer is generally vendor lock-in or regulatory arbitrage for example, if you're a fund and you use coinbase custody — they are now forcing you to stake with their validator only there are other very egregious examples of stuff like this that I won't mention here, but they're quite unhealthy for the network and I'm too swamped to fight them (for now) a super nice solana native alternative is to just setup a squads multisig and stake via the multisig — you can see this below where holding hSOL gives you 10.28% APY for your fund/company treasury (you can also stake via a hardware-secured wallet of course) what is hSOL? it's a liquid staking token (LSTs) for the Helius validator when you stake your SOL, it gets locked for the duration of the epoch (epochs last up to ~2 days), so in the worst case you might wait up to 2 days to withdraw your money if you withdraw at the beginning of the epoch — but best case is that the epoch ends in 2 minutes and you get it asap obviously you also can't do anything with your staked SOL if it's locked to get around this, there are LSTs like hSOL that behind the scenes stake with a certain validator while giving you a liquid token to represent your stake this is cool because you can easily swap in/out to stake/unstake and you can also use the token in defi like kamino it also accrues mev rewards automatically if you don't have an LST, you'll have to go to jito(.)network(.)/harvest and connect your staking account to claim your MEV rewards the delegated stake system works kind of like a representative democracy, where you vote with your stake to a validator you trust to represent you (i.e., what happens if there's a hard fork? does this validator do shady things? do they help improve the solana ecosystem?) the helius validator's main interest is to maximize acceleration of the Solana ecosystem (our business is entirely on Solana, as is my hair) while maximizing value for our stakers — this is all I've done for the past 3-4 years and there will be no stopping lmk if any questions

Yo @JColeNC, giving Bush a worldwide hit in 2014 was wild. ...But how you gunna let Biden slide in 2024? 🤔 #FoolMeTwice

@PGATUOR Fact checkers are now getting their facts from mainstream media? 😳

@elonmusk @KettlebellDan @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris At this rate how long til the US is bankrupt? 🤔

@KettlebellDan @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Zero. That’s not good.

While I don’t think the debate hosts were fair to @realDonaldTrump, @KamalaHarris exceeded most people’s expectations tonight. That said, when it comes to getting things done, not just saying nice-sounding words, I strongly believe that Trump will do a far better job. After all, if Kamala can do great things, why hasn’t she? Biden rarely shows up for work, so she’s basically in charge already. The question comes down to this: do you want current trends to continue for 4 more years or do you want change?

@Hakatoi_ @FortniteStatus Should be like 1M XP for the chances of finding it, battling to grab it and eventually winning 😆

@FortniteStatus Thank You for the 1 You Gave Me 💪 Made My Weekend ❤️

It was... is... and will always be... DOOM who pulls the strings. The Isle of Doom spawn rates have been reduced... for now.

@heyBarsee Yelp suing Google is kinda hilarious. Perhaps they should just spend a trillion dollars building their own search engine so they can rank however they want. How dare they use their dominance to make their own company more profitable 😄

@briandecoded Reid claims EVERYTHING will be so cheap we won't need to work... ...backs it up by saying legal briefs and management consulting will cost us pennies 😄 What about BMWs and houses? 🤔

By 2034, your 9-5 job will be extinct. Everything will be so cheap you won't have to work anymore. That's Reid Hoffman's latest prediction – the founder of LinkedIn who predicted the rise of social media in 1997. Here's what he said next:

@TateNews_ What are the weird marks on their arms?

@MarioNawfal They look SO uncomfortable 🙈

🚨🇺🇸KAMALA: "WE HAVE TO STAY WOKE" "I don't care if you more woke, or less woker... just stay woke." The fellow panelist looks so uncomfortable... x.com/mazemoore/stat…