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Grown women are unknowingly walking around with major identity crisis because of what sex workers, femininity and life coaches are repackaging for general consumption.

Husband: Make me some coffee please. Feminist: Do it on your own. Boss: Make me some coffee. Feminist: Would you like some sugar in it? We live in a crazy world.

🚨Only one team has ever come back from 2–0 down at home in Champions League… Manchester United vs Paris Saint-Germain. Manchester United did the impossible in Paris. What a special night that was! 💪🔴 #MUFC

This is why nothing beats English football.

United to further another man’s dream 🤩 Education gone to shit 🤩 No light 🤩 No water 🤩 No job 🤩 No money 🤩 Dollar is 1600 🤩 Yoruba ronu my ass. Idiot..

Conscience is the child of reason and the heart, nurtured by long social evolution, in the service of good and justice.

The reason you need to show up everyday, na make you no miss the day wey e suppose click.

"Edo no dey carry last" - But your main roads are an eyesore - Inter-street roads are non existent - Bridges and drainages are an alien concept - Parks nko? Toh - The only hangout spots you have are lounges and clubs - The governors you've elected since '99 are Lucky Igbinedion, Oshiomhole, Obaseki and Okpe-fucking-bholo that cannot read - All monumental failures but because your standards are in the pits even relative to the rest of the country, you believe one was better than the rest - Your 'youth' leader and chief revenue collection 'consultant' is a grey-haired cultist called Tony kabaka😭 - Except the Ihama axis that's kept alive by hoz and yahoo boys, the rest of your capital 'city' sleeps by 9pm - After the scorching sun sets, that 'city' goes pitch black because there are no street lights - 'City' in quotes because Benin is only nominally a city. What it really is, is an oversized village comparable to Nnewi. - Your state is propped up by an economy that runs solely on fraud and prostitution. - By 13, boys have started doing yahoo - Before internet fraud, all the men did was steal and rob - or at least those who couldn't trek to Libya. Thieving in all its forms, is a key aspect of the culture - Zero enterprise, zero development, zero jobs, zero progress. Just rank primitiveness, dusty GLK's on sandy roads and hookup. But Edo no dey carry last.

Kelebu, kelebu, kelebu, kelebu Kelebu, kelebu, kelebu, kelebu Kelebu, kelebu, kelebu, kelebu Kelebu, kelebu, kelebu, kelebu, kelebu Ah! Mad man, mad man (uh) Mad man, mad man (uh-uh) Mad man, madman (uh) This is your fav... just 6 years in the game 🤣😭😂

A group of job seekers cries out after they were allegedly dece!ved into believing they were attending a job interview, only to be r0bb£d of their phones, money and other valuables at Magodo Estate, Lagos💔💔💔

The biggest delusion will be to think that they don’t know where these terrorists are

The President moved to Lagos since last week

You don’t understand how valid this question is😭😭

Edo state arguably has the highest concentration of low quality people in Southern Nigeria. When you examine the state itself, then the leaders it chooses and finally the people, you will realise if it was a country, it would be a 5th world shit hole - the only 5th world shithole known ONLY for cultism, internet fraud, prostitution and unsightly governors who perfectly mirror the ugliness of the glorified village it calls its capital

The balls used when Arsenal won 90% of their trophies

We should all stand up and kick Tinubu out!!!

We’re gonna be very rusty. Won’t be easy.

this video hits hard if youre a rabbit

If country good no be all of us go benefit?

What does hair have to do with anything, always focusing on the wrong things. Abazz wey be thief dey on low cut btw.