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Deepak Samal
Deepak Samal@_FunnyDeepS_·
@Capybara2233_ @JBLaudio Did anyone reply lol..?? Ya phir no response till now.. Better go directly to consumer office. Twitter pe kuch ni hoga 😭 they will ignore
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A🕶@Capybara2233_·
JBL right side earphones bursted in my ear and lead to TM membrane inflammation It was gifted to me by my sister one month back , JBL tune beams 2 @JBLaudio
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Deepak Samal@_FunnyDeepS_·
@SupriyaShrinate U gonna type anything for reach and engagement 😬😬.. Literally india was supplying humanitarian aid to iran at the time of the crisis. Why involve yourself in between two parties fighting among themselves, that's literally foolishness 😂😂😂.. Stay neutral and happy.
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Supriya Shrinate@SupriyaShrinate·
The entire world welcomes the two-week ceasefire. We need peace, not war. But it is deeply disturbing that Pakistan has played an active role in brokering the two-week ceasefire between Iran and the United States. A nation, that harbours terrorists and has been on the brink of economic collapse is now a key player in global geopolitics - while India has been conspicuously absent from the scene. To dismiss this as a non-event is foolhardy and an ostrich-like denial. This is NOT nothing. India, which has for centuries been the moral compass of the world, now finds herself isolated and sidelined. We have ceded the strategic space at the world stage which has been very quickly occupied by a rogue state - Pakistan. Meanwhile, India openly and foolishly - aligned with Israel and America. We even failed to muster the moral courage to denounce the American President’s call to nuke Iran and wipe out an entire civilisation. India has been found floundering, directionless and timid in our response. In a defining moment, India chose to stand on the wrong side of history. India, has paid a price for a compromised Prime Minister who chose to be a coward when the world needed us to be brave and just. India has been let down by a man who is being blackmailed by the US and Israel. History will not forgive Narendra Modi for allowing Pakistan to play this role on the global stage - at India’s expense.
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Satya Prakash Nayak
Satya Prakash Nayak@SatyaPrNayak·
Odisha @MohanMOdisha takes a historic step for educational justice. In medical, engineering, agriculture and allied technical courses, reservation has been raised for ST students from 12% to 22.5%, SC students from 8% to 16.25%, and for the first time, SEBC students will get 11.25% reservation. This is not just a policy change — it is a long-awaited push for Social Justice and representation in professional education. #Odisha #EducationJustice #Reservation #ST #SC #SEBC #MohanCharanMajhi #SocialJustice
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Deepak Samal
Deepak Samal@_FunnyDeepS_·
I wish you and your government face the same consequences as the Congress is facing now.. Istg I will cut my hands if any of my colleagues, friends or family members vote for you and your stupid government for god sake.. Bhagwan se daro pagal kahinke..
Dharmendra Pradhan@dpradhanbjp

ଓଡ଼ିଶାର ମେଡ଼ିକାଲ, ଇଞ୍ଜିନିୟରି, କୃଷି ତଥା ଆନୁସଙ୍ଗିକ ପ୍ରଯୁକ୍ତିବିଦ୍ୟାଭିତ୍ତିକ ଶିକ୍ଷା ପାଠ୍ୟକ୍ରମରେ ନାମଲେଖା ପାଇଁ ରାଜ୍ୟର ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜନଜାତିଙ୍କ ନିମନ୍ତେ ସଂରକ୍ଷଣକୁ ୧୨% ରୁ ୨୨.୫୦% ଓ ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜାତି ପାଇଁ ୮% ରୁ ୧୬.୨୫% କୁ ବୃଦ୍ଧି କରିବା ସହିତ ପ୍ରଥମ ଥର ପାଇଁ ସାମାଜିକ ଓ ଶିକ୍ଷାଗତ ଭାବେ ପଛୁଆବର୍ଗ (ଏସଇବିସି) ଛାତ୍ରଛାତ୍ରୀଙ୍କ ନିମନ୍ତେ ୧୧.୨୫% ସଂରକ୍ଷଣ ବ୍ୟବସ୍ଥାକୁ କ୍ୟାବିନେଟ୍‌ରେ ମଞ୍ଜୁର କରିଥିବାରୁ ମୁଁ ମାନ୍ୟବର ପ୍ରଧାନମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @narendramodi ଏବଂ ରାଜ୍ୟର ମୁଖ୍ୟମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @MohanMOdisha ଙ୍କୁ ଧନ୍ୟବାଦ ଜଣାଉଛି । ସାମାଜିକ ନ୍ୟାୟ ପ୍ରଦାନ କରିବା ମୋଦୀ ସରକାରଙ୍କ ଶାସନର ମୂଳମନ୍ତ୍ର ହୋଇଥିବା ବେଳେ ସମାଜର ପ୍ରତ୍ୟେକ ବର୍ଗକୁ ସମାନ ସୁଯୋଗ, ଅଧିକାର ଓ ସମ୍ମାନଜନକ ଜୀବନ ପ୍ରଦାନ କରିବା ଆମ ସରକାରଙ୍କ ପ୍ରାଥମିକତାରେ ରହିଛି । ମାନ୍ୟବର ପ୍ରଧାନମନ୍ତ୍ରୀଙ୍କ ‘ସବକା ସାଥ୍, ସବକା ବିକାଶ’ ଆଦର୍ଶରେ ଅନୁପ୍ରାଣିତ ହୋଇ ଓଡ଼ିଶା ସରକାରଙ୍କ ଏହି ନିଷ୍ପତ୍ତି ଏକ ଐତିହାସିକ ପଦକ୍ଷେପ । ଏହା ଡବଲ ଇଞ୍ଜିନ ସରକାରଙ୍କ ‘ଅନ୍ତ୍ୟୋଦୟ ସଂକଳ୍ପ’ ଅର୍ଥାତ୍ ସମାଜର ଶେଷ ଧାଡ଼ିରେ ଥିବା ବ୍ୟକ୍ତିଙ୍କ ବିକାଶର ପ୍ରତିବଦ୍ଧତାକୁ ପ୍ରତିଫଳିତ କରୁଛି । ଏହି ଐତିହାସିକ ନିଷ୍ପତ୍ତି ସମାଜର ଅନ୍ତିମ ଶ୍ରେଣୀରେ ଥିବା ମେଧାବୀ ପ୍ରତିଭାମାନଙ୍କୁ ସଶକ୍ତ କରିବା ସହ ରାଜ୍ୟର ସାଧାରଣ ଗରିବ ପରିବାରର ଛାତ୍ରଛାତ୍ରୀଙ୍କ ମେଡିକାଲ ଓ ଇଞ୍ଜିନିୟରିଂ ପଢ଼ିବା ସ୍ୱପ୍ନକୁ ସାକାର କରିବାରେ ଏକ ପ୍ରମୁଖ ମାଧ୍ୟମ ହେବ । ଏହି କଲ୍ୟାଣକାରୀ ପଦକ୍ଷେପ ପାଇଁ ମୁଁ ରାଜ୍ୟର ଉପ-ମୁଖ୍ୟମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ତଥା କୃଷି ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @KVSinghDeo1, ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜାତି ଓ ଅନୁସୂଚିତ ଜନଜାତି ବିକାଶ ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @NityanandaBJP, ସ୍ୱାସ୍ଥ୍ୟ ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @MahalingMukesh , ଉଚ୍ଚ ଶିକ୍ଷା ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @suryabanshibjp ଏବଂ ଶିଳ୍ପ, ଦକ୍ଷତା ବିକାଶ ତଥା ବୈଷୟିକ ଶିକ୍ଷା ମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @SampadSwainBJP ଙ୍କୁ ମଧ୍ୟ ଧନ୍ୟବାଦ ଜଣାଉଛି । #OdishaCabinet

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emily 😌
emily 😌@extraemilyy·
AAA i won $250,000 from a @MrBeast video!! 🥹🥹 and i get to give away $10K to a lucky one of u rn!! :D how to enter: - follow me - like this post THAT’S IT! EVERYONE SAY THANK U MR BEAST! :D <3
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Kamal Sharma
Kamal Sharma@realSharmaJi25·
The first movie you watched in Cinema Hall?
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Deepak Samal
Deepak Samal@_FunnyDeepS_·
To be honest if Dhurandhar is being compared to the 2011 world cup final, then:- 1) Gambhir = Hamza 2) Thala = Jameel Jamali 😂😂 Sab Limelight ek hi saath le gaya last ko 😂😂 #Dhurandhar2#DhurandherTheRevenge
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Abhay 🇮🇳@abhayysrivastav·
@RaoSumukh Sir I am also asking to everyone in general. Just Putting my point. Dursi side walo se interact karke bhi fayda nahi hai 😹
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Sumukh Rao@RaoSumukh·
Love how more and more people are calling out Dhurandhar as a propaganda film. It's great to see them finally taking a stand and indicating exactly why nobody should ever take them seriously.
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YouTube India
YouTube India@YouTubeIndia·
mention a 10/10 YouTube channel in the comments 👇
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Jeet@JeetN25·
DID YOU NOTICE THIS 🤯 - Ever since the DHURANDHAR release, Ranveer Singh seems to be missing from stadium stands and World Cup watch parties. - From being a loud, passionate cricket fan at matches to complete silence this World Cup - No stadium appearances, no viral celebrations, no dugout reactions quite unusual for Ranveer. • Looks like the Dhurandhar phase has kept him away from cricket madness
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Gabbar
Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
This is the IPL dividend. We didn’t win any T20 WC in the 2010s. People always wondered, why is the country that hosts the biggest league, not able to get past West Indies or Australia to win the T20s. Only when IPL reached its adolescence. It’s adulthood. 16-18 years is when the IPL kids grew up to play for the nation with the same ruthlessness. It will continue. A team to beat. Which loses maybe once in 30 matches. The new Australia.
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Deepak Samal
Deepak Samal@_FunnyDeepS_·
@IMManu_18 Engagement ke liye jo tune kiya hai that's impressive 🤣🤣
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MANU.@IMManu_18·
🚨NO ABHISHEK & VARUN AGAINST ENGLAND 🚨 - Abhishek Sharma & Varun Chakaravarthy could be doubtful for the England clash at Wankhede. Abhishek did't look at his best during the last two practice sessions & appeared under pressure with all eyes on him. - Varun Chakaravarthy also had a tough super 8 matches. - Could Gautam Gambhir & Suryakumar yadav be thinking about a few changes?. - Abhishek Sharma & Varun Chakaravarthy replace of Rinku Singh & Kuldeep Yadav?.....
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Deepak Samal
Deepak Samal@_FunnyDeepS_·
Thank god someone understands 🙌🏼🙌🏼
KaRaN Lucidcore@ikaranthakor

@venom1s Blame men. Blame women. Trigger one side. Watch comments explode. Collect views. Earn revenue. Repeat. Modern social media activism in one formula they all follow. Divide → Trigger → Monetize. They don’t want solutions. They want engagement. They runs on attention, not truth.

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World Insights
World Insights@World_Insights1·
🇮🇳 Average Monthly Income in Every State of India 🇮🇳 Delhi 💵 $420 🇮🇳 Karnataka 💵 $400 🇮🇳 Maharashtra 💵 $390 🇮🇳 Telangana 💵 $380 🇮🇳 Haryana 💵 $365 🇮🇳 Tamil Nadu 💵 $350 🇮🇳 Gujarat 💵 $340 🇮🇳 Uttar Pradesh 💵 $330 🇮🇳 Andhra Pradesh 💵 $320 🇮🇳 Punjab 💵 $305 🇮🇳 Kerala 💵 $300 🇮🇳 Goa 💵 $285 🇮🇳 West Bengal 💵 $290 🇮🇳 Rajasthan 💵 $280 🇮🇳 Madhya Pradesh 💵 $275 🇮🇳 Bihar 💵 $160 🇮🇳 Meghalaya 💵 $180 🇮🇳 Nagaland 💵 $170 🇮🇳 Mizoram 💵 $175 🇮🇳 Andaman & Nicobar 💵 $155 📍Note – Converted from ₹ monthly averages to USD (approx rates) Source: Forbes Advisor India; regional salary datasets; labour income surveys
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