Gareth Owen

@SeanDLloyd For every mother who ever said, “put that god damn baby back.”

Velcro Baby™ is the best business of our generation

@SeanDLloyd @JontyRhodes8 A coffee table book filled with instant photographs of jacked dudes called PolaRoids.

Right. Time for our best drunk business ideas. My number 1 is @JontyRhodes8 launching a gin range called Ginty Rhodes and when weed becomes legal we're starting Jointy Rhodes. I'll add to this thread during the day, feel free to add your best (Worst) ideas.

@SeanDLloyd @JontyRhodes8 Picture it. You’re holding your precious child in one arm and a glass of wine at the same time. The doorbell rings. Oh no! You’re not just going to put little Kevin down on the floor. It’s filthy! What do you do? Well, we have a solution.

@_Garethowen @JontyRhodes8 If only we had an easy way to place our kids somewhere...

@MisroleLouw @SeanDLloyd @2frost2furious @TrafficSA So typical of our military to be holidaying in Italy! Although I am glad that this is not the beloved seaside town of Gordon’s Bay.

@SeanDLloyd @2frost2furious @TrafficSA I’m so glad the Italians got a life and now speaks Afrikaans. I wonder if they kidnapped our military too 😁

Cape Town - Gordon's Bay: Freak waves around the Cape coastline

@PicturesFoIder @SeanDLloyd Gordon’s Bay.

@SeanDLloyd @2frost2furious @GordonRamsay @blainethecanuck My mistake. Gordon was infact named after the town. A good town, in which he was conceived, twice. An honest town. A town where love blossoms and legends are made.

@_Garethowen @2frost2furious @GordonRamsay As the former mayor of a decade I can confirm this. @blainethecanuck can also confirm this as a current councillor. Gordon is a good man and it’s only fair that it’s his bay.

11. Gordon’s Bay

@SeanDLloyd @2frost2furious Stunning place that! Think @GordonRamsay is still waitering there, hence the name of the town.

@2frost2furious @_Garethowen Oh that’s the one! Absolutely stunning there.

You’d be bloody silly to scroll past this.

U Got It Good Boy

@TrollusMaximus @Zayder001 @MisterMasango ...going to Bishops

@_Garethowen @Zayder001 @MisterMasango It’s good to mix it up. CrossFit. Crypto. Air-Fryer owner. Cannibal. TBC

The hardest part of being an entrepronure is having to spell entre...entrepren...entrepreneur.

@Zayder001 @MisterMasango @TrollusMaximus Pretty sure not telling people you're one is harder.

@MisterMasango @TrollusMaximus Being one and following through is the hardest.

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Some people treat their bodies like they have a spare one in the garage.

@SeanDLloyd Not as badly as one Tyrannosaurus Rex would.

@_Garethowen I'll fuck you up hey.

It is absurd that the Tyrannosaurus Rex does not roam the planet anymore. Life would be so much more thrilling were it still here.

@Clairevc22 Hope your gran is ok.

@Mr_Bingo Someone’s never been mugged.

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The oke from the All Gold 36 ad really hasn’t aged well hey.