Peter Muhia Njenga゜

This is what we do @GlitexSolutions

Arsenal are so dramatic😅

Walahi 😆

Guys who won this game are clearly not used to winning. Too much noise outside. I don’t even know who the winners are, but one thing is obvious, they’re not used to this.

Imagine Murkomen and Dennis Itumbi comprehending complex land transaction issues? Too complex for them. Itumbi is functionally illiterate.

We pay road maintenance levy, then drive through roads that look like they survived a war. Potholes everywhere. Then after bleeding us with insane fuel prices, they still sell us substandard fuel. So we pay more… to destroy our own engines. #RejectFuelPrices

Someone should tell them we’re nearing June. One more maandamano and they could be out. The nation is mad. They’re deep in a hole , the smartest thing now is to stop digging. #RejectFuelPrices

@MunduXV @MjombaMinion @shobanes What if we actually pay them?

@MjombaMinion @shobanes Shida ni bank loans. Unless they hold tight and suddenly it's now a banks problem. Anyway it is a timely strike considering the fuel problem is just starting and El Nino is coming. Also #financebill2026 is here which presents a huge advantage for MPs to act right.

Matatu owners can hold this country hostage for a week and this will change everything.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mbevi_muoki @moneyacademyKE Hii sio electric?😄

@moneyacademyKE Hasola tawala 😂😂😂 Jetour yangu inanusa tu,j250 na j150 mambo bad

Breaking update on fuel Prices: EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the month of May 15 to June 14, 2026. — Super petrol up by Sh16.65 to Sh214 per litre — Diesel up by Sh46 to Sh243 — Kerosene remain Unchanged.

@EdwinNgany Importing stuffs right now is crazy. Everyone should understand.

Our country is experiencing a tough time in electronics and electronics related appliances industry. Now, after every restocking, HP OMNIBOOK laptops are rising in prices by upto ksh.11,000. Tutauzia kina nani sasa mtu akikuja na screenshot ya last week?

Na huku hamna heshima kabisaa, who did this?

@DrMumbiSeraki Wuacha

my people NEVER DISAPPOINT!!! so proud! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Macron to Kenyans : This is total lack of respect. +254 : Same

@MigunaMiguna another one. Over to you😅

@MigunaMiguna here is guy who was lecturing Kenyans. Over to you.😅

@AIRTEL_KE do you have those business simcard 020.... @SafaricomPLC are giving me 011 after applying it in the morning. Probably they should stick to ab, duction.

@kibeandy Without one?

A married woman should sever her husband his meal while on her knees. KIBE is saving marriages

@Mnyika_1 Where is she from?

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

Funny how we get mad at Gemini and ChatGPT for giving terrible responses, yet we’re the problem, we’re the prompters.