HM (retirement arc)❄️

nope

@ord1nary_fella Someone make xcom and cto

We missed the biggest meme from this Pixel thing Whitehouse posted a pixelated Donald Trump People asked Grok to unpixel it and it turned into some Chinese dude This meme is so viral and hilarious 唐纳德·特朗普

Tommorow morning TikTok people go carry all our tweet go use am dey dance

Lmaoo was just walking out of the gym on my way home and this woman in a Corolla was trying to stop me and get my number, as per Corolla o? God what did I do to deserve this😭😭😭😭😭😭

“your preeq is showing” yessss! that’s why i bought it!😁

“Na the sim card pain me” them be no lie o

not to slut shame, but y’all could definitely be sluttier. step it up.

As my guys just break their fast they wan use food and highness finish me #goodfriends

every time "how are you?" you no dey show person breast? 😒

petition for ug artists to upload their lyrics

i luv sluts, save that innocent shit for the next nigga.

I can ASSURE you no man will ever have to be reminded to take birth control pills if they make it to the market.

Once i don dey get am clear i go follow woman bro!

at your lowest u realize a lot

this will get me bricked

I go get money, e too sure for me

petite girls with oversized breast are really beautiful.

It just feels too good to be a movie lover lately

if you’re 25 years in nigeria you don live your life half😂