Hayley Beth

Borderline Perthonality Disorder

Me n bf just discussing how @wyclef’s The Carnival album still sounds so up close and modern in a way that transcends 1997

Last year I saw a small dog with a ponytail and it’s become like the opposite of trauma: I can’t stop thinking about this perfect dog, I flip out every time I drive past that park and today I saw a baby with a similar ponytail and I was transported to ponytaildog memoryHELP

Thanks to those who turned up to the ‘error 404: shame not found’ exhibition that I had 6 collages in. ✌🏽

You can’t have Menace without Men

Last night I had a dream that Debbie Harry’s real name was actually Debruary

All the book shops with a “chick lit” section should be lit on fire, by chicks

why are old ladies always holding a tissue

Hands down. Hyperdiversity by @Mei_Saraswati is the best Perth album of all time 🎤 🕳

mcu: my chemical universe 💚

everyone take a deep breath.

Yesterday, an elected official asked me if my cane was “for show.” Years ago that comment - in the midst of a work event in front of others - would’ve embarrassed and upset me. Now it angers me beyond words at those we elect & knowing how many of us deal with this everyday.

“Cruel, inhuman and degrading” Legal experts & prison inspectors describing WA's youth prison. This system is not broken. It was built to harm our children & that's exactly what its doing. Govts are choosing to cage kids > investing in community solutions buff.ly/3G4UfwG

I go to the zoo a lot and I really am consistently baffled by all the parents referring to every animal as “he” or “him” by default when they talk to their kids. What is going on? You got the baby brain?

#SaveSymbioticA #StandupforSymbiotica PETITION: change.org/SaveSymbioticA Please share!

I know every word to Gangsta’s Paradise but I can’t remember to buy tampons #RipCoolio

thesis due in 9 days BUT NEED to make this playlist of songs where they rhyme “Bacardi” and “party” sorry

I can’t count the times I’ve been wearing like green or yellow and some older white lady will go on at me about how I’m so lucky I can wear certain colours because of my “olive skin”. Wtf? Is this a racist micro aggression or what? Anyone can wear anything!

the physio said I have RIDICULOPATHY in my spine lol classic hayley

Today the pilates teacher complimented me on my eyeshadow..it was just my dark circles and…I said thank you?

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