The Dark Knight

LMFAO

guy from high school who did whippets behind the special ed classroom would’ve loved this tour if he didn’t OD in 2018

Happy birthday me ! Happy birthday Lady Gaga !

And dressed like Czar Nicholas

It's cataclysmic what the healthy mind does to twitter activity. Sorry to my haters xoxo I am mentally well and engaged

Wearing my wool Sox hat mid July in the bleachers at Fenway

Irish Zionism

Ty Bret digging out faster than ever b4

People are getting too crazy and too bold with these strollers the size of cars. The only upside to Boston not doing shit to clear sidewalks is that it's sidelining these Chrysler Pacifica adjacent beasts.

Ring cameras ruined the art of the ding-dong ditch

Kayshon "Kayshon Boutte" Boutte.

These just get better and better 🥶 what a time to be a pats fan #NEPats #BeatHouston LETS GO

Tried to steer my boyfriend’s 10 year old cousin’s attention away from any chairlifts in the ’60s to avoid the dreaded vocal stim that’s afflicted America’s youth. However, we learned his mother puts him in timeout when he says it, so we let it slide.

The Patriots found out they won the AFC East on the bus ride to Foxboro, after they had flown back to Providence, and the Bills lost to the Eagles:

@alleiigh Vermont but even so..... no

If you had to live in a landlocked state which one would you choose

What if the minions did crime scene clean up work

This can’t be real someone community notes this

Tickets scored late for #OneBattleAfterAnother 😔 but scored early for #Bugonia 🤪

@WorstDadEver_ Preach father

Why is the Monopoly man at the Charlton, Massachusetts rest stop rn !!!!!

@WorstDadEver_ Never