No Joke

@RpsAgainstTrump If Trump can be so easily set up, as he suggested, how can he be trusted on the world stage?

@Heliomnetto @BNONews The firetruck was cleared to cross the runway

@BNONews The nose of the Air Canada Express aircraft is badly damaged. The FAA investigation starts with one question: how did a firetruck end up on an active taxiway. 🚨

NEW PHOTO: Air Canada plane badly damaged after collision with fire truck at New York's LaGuardia Airport

@mobtowncre59862 @rawsalerts That would be good news, but unfortunately it's real

@rawsalerts FAKE

🚨#BREAKING: At this time, at least 70 people have been injured following a collision involving a plane and a fire truck at LaGuardia Airport in New York. Officials at the on-site have confirmed that two individuals have been pronounced dead at the scene.

@WhiteHouse PEE THROUGH STENT? 🥴 Sounds painful, dude! Maybe you should resign!

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH.

@tedcruz Let Elmo pay them, until you vote yes to fund TSA After all, he's been sucking off the government tit for way too long

Exactly right.

@LauraLoomer I'm sure if the parent/parents knew the flight was going to be a 10 hr Spook House, they would have took another flight!

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@LePapillonBlu2 UberDillo 😂🤣

Meanwhile in Floriduh 🤣

@DavidUllrich202 @MrMatthewTodd I think it's on Trump's bucket-list. Trump wants to see a Nuke go off During his last term, he floated the idea of Nuking a hurricane, when they made him look bad!

The President truly does have sole authority. In the United States, a single person — the president — is authorized to make the decision to use a nuclear weapon. They are not required to consult with any advisors before issuing a launch order. No one in the Defense Department, Congress, or the judicial branch can lawfully prevent the use of nuclear weapons once the president’s order is given. Generals advise, but cannot block. The President can seek advice from senior military leaders, but those military leaders are then required to transmit and implement the orders. As General John Hyten stated in a congressional confirmation hearing, his job as Commander of U.S. Strategic Command would be to give advice, while the authority to order a launch lies with the President. General Mark Milley similarly clarified that he is part of the “chain of communication” as the President’s primary military advisor, but is not in the “chain of command” for authorizing a nuclear launch. The process is deliberately fast. The president can order nuclear use despite the objections of every adviser in the room. In a scenario where enemy missiles are detected, the president might have as little as 10 minutes to be briefed and decide. Authentication, not approval. There is one procedural check worth noting: before the order can be followed by the military, the president must be positively identified using a special code issued on a plastic card nicknamed the “biscuit.” This verification process ensures the order came from the actual president.

I didn’t realise the President can launch a nuclear attack without any secondary approval or consensus and can do so within minutes. I’d always presumed a team of generals had to approve. Apparently not.

@rawsalerts Boots on the ground with a drunk in the pentagon Not a good mixture Well, MAGA, this is what you voted for!

🚨#BREAKING: Around 4,500 U.S. sailors and Marines are now being deployed to the Middle East, including an infantry battalion landing team backed by helicopters, F-35 fighter jets, and armored amphibious vehicles.

Every year, a duck hatches her eggs at a school and leads her ducklings through the hall as students watch in silent respect 💛

@atrupar ICE thinks that too many people don't speak English in the streets, wait until they walk through an international airport This is not going to go well for travelers

It hasn't gotten enough attention that Trump, Homan, and Duffy have all confirmed there's a plan in the works to have armed ICE agents at airports *tomorrow.* Words fail to describe how stupid this is. Let's hope more people aren't disappeared or killed.

@GOP The same Dems that voted to pass a bill for TSA, 7 times, while Republicans voted NO?

@WhiteHouse @NavyFB 🥴

Commander-in-Chief's Trophy x @NavyFB: Postcard Edition 🇺🇸🏈

@sciencegirl Got clear of danger and still almost found the business end of that centipede

New fear unlocked

@MaryLTrump I wonder why! 🤔

Pretty tough talk from a guy who's afraid of stairs.

@WarMonitor3 Trump's Bucket List 1. Rape kids Let's jump to the end. Final. See a Nuke go off! 🥴

Gulf states are now encouraging the US to continue heavy strikes against the Iranian military to ensure it is severely degraded after the end of the war.

@WhiteHouse These look like Republicans, to me! ⤵️

DEMOCRATS’ DHS SHUTDOWN TSA being held ‘hostage’ as airport security problem is ‘going to get worse’ over DHS shutdown: top official no

@GovPritzker F*CK trump and his bruised hand

Donald Trump is focused on gold coins bearing his own face and his gilded ballroom. Meanwhile, you’re focused on paying the rising costs of gas and groceries. Make it make sense.

@AZ_Brittney It won't be long This war is taking its toll on his mental health I just hope he doesn't drop a nuke

@_ImNotKidding I honestly don’t know how he is doing it? He looks so out of shape and his cognitive abilities are in one toilet!

Your taxpayer money being spent so the orange buffoon can go golfing.