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@yamiinurcrib I doubt they would actually let her teach if she was, laws are weird man I dunno🤷‍♀️

No fucking way. I was wondering if this teacher was disordered or had some type of disability but im almost 100% sure she is disordered. Do yall think this effects her students?

@enirojram I actually love this so damn much.

sometimes i think about how my sister and i dressed as stupid spoiled whore red and metrosexual stan for halloween with a 20 dollar budget and two days of notice

@_guttedfish Ao3.

how do u guys deal with being depressed? now that im sober i don’t have any coping mechanisms

@Neen1247841 @adriantabraue and oh look fuck u again

@adriantabraue You’re not having anything- you’re human trafficking by purchasing another human and robbing that child of the experience of having a mom. That is evil

lol at the comments on if I’m having a girl or boy by the fucking weirdos on the internet. My announcement is literally PINK… idiots.

@Ebere_Eze10 @adriantabraue and fuck u as well

@adriantabraue Man I hate phagots

@TheProudShiaa @adriantabraue and fuck u too

@adriantabraue "You" are not having anything. You can't go around pushing down your prolapsed rectum and have us believe you gave birth. You used a poor woman in need to purchase a child, so you'd feel as normal as the straights

@TreTrerruf @adriantabraue and fuck u

@adriantabraue Y’all should be in prison

@Neen1247841 @adriantabraue fuck u

@adriantabraue That poor poor baby girl I could cry. You are wicked for this.

@adriantabraue agjhdsaftsauydeoiafej that little girl is gonna be so loved😭

@a_joelwilliams @Alltheballsbets @adriantabraue IVF is completely different than surrogacy dude. Many many many many more steps.

@_ItsLiterallyM_ @Alltheballsbets @adriantabraue ...bud. im sorry to break it to you but you can choose gender through IVF lol

SO HI GUYS!!!! Usually don’t post much on here about my personal life but my husband and I are going to be DADS!!! 😭😭😭💕💕💕

fun fact about me is that i am official diagnosed with bipolar but only in china

@spritezer0ali3n yes.

@_ItsLiterallyM_ Bro is that a threat what the fuck do you mean when

Sorry but I would never forgive my friend if they got me forced into recovery

@a_joelwilliams @Alltheballsbets @adriantabraue ...bud. im sorry to break it to you but you cannot choose the gender of an in utero fetus. I'm sure your mother would've loved a girl.

@_ItsLiterallyM_ @Alltheballsbets @adriantabraue I've never seen gay men have a girl baby. Why is it always boys?

@crickyticky im like a good 73% straight, and I wholeheartedly agree. They just have more chemistry then freaking Sidney Sweeney and whatever white co-star of the week

Queer ships are better than straight ones sorry not sorry gang.

@dieitred im sorry but Ana/mia girls are some of the most narcissistic bitches you will ever meet. This isn't a dig, it's a part of the illness.

read the room..?

@MasterRoshi369 @MmvPpp50555 @Ravenismeee no no, this works.

@MmvPpp50555 @Ravenismeee What he tripped fell and landed on his dick?!?!???

Can you forgive a partner who accidentally cheats on you?

@vicjokerera reminder that if men do get a positive test, go to the hospital you have cancer.

nobody told me grey’s anatomy had mpreg I can’t make this up

@PessimistPossum @Jasoncai1991 @adriantabraue Kinda funny that every other race can say this, yet when white people do its with malicious and supremacist intent.

@_ItsLiterallyM_ @Jasoncai1991 @adriantabraue I love being white. It's the best. We have the lowest crime rates (among Asians). Dominated the world for millennia. God I love being white.

The hate comments are so unnecessary

@Akir_a997 dead on the floor

Where do you see yourself in next 30 minutes be honest ??

@ItsTragik @mariaxxnn I cant tell if youre a red-flag tradwife wanter or if youre just #him

@mariaxxnn A real man will raise the child, apologize to his wife for not understanding her and forcing her to find comfort in another man. It's his job to make sure all of her needs are met physically and emotionally and if she cheats its 100% his fault.

MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do?