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@mymixtapez One ode somewhere is planning on wearing this to MET Gala Night thingy

Balenciaga’s $9,900 shipping box outfit is breaking the internet 😳 Would you actually wear this ?

@khanofkhans11_ Lightning might just be God’s idea of a firecracker 🤷🏾‍♂️

Science is the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity

you’re scrolling on TikTok and someone starts singing the song that comes with a post…. you don’t wanna scroll past the video so you’re not being rude, but at the same time you really wanna scrolllllllllll 😭😭😭

@nsemeke33 First line had me cussing out, second line relaxed me 😂

Afang soup is not good. Efere afang is the real goal.

Are you playing against Arsenal? 🌚

@gregomotoxg @Machi1Nne Lmaooo you don’t need divine guidance to understand, dumbo… you need to READ the Book that said it. DUMBO

@_Jerry_Ini @Machi1Nne Let me do you one better, why did an all-knowing god's angel need guidance to kill the right babies in Egypt. Or better yet,why did an all loving god kill innocent babies for the sins of one man? Don't say it I already know, I need divine guidance/ 'holy spirit ' to understand.

Why does an all knowing god need a book?

@LFC @ChelseaFC see your mate ooooo

Easter is one of the principal holidays, or feasts, of Christianity. It marks the Resurrection of Jesus three days after his death by crucifixion. For many Christian churches, Easter is the joyful end to the Lenten season of fasting and penitence.

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating #RedTogether

@fkmirahj Lol… every man on the cs are telling are off, but I can bet my balls, at least two men will reach out to her via dm to get her a new phone 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

I'm looking forward to upgrade my iPhone,will you help me?

@_DebbieOA you sabi ball NF 🫡

"..fool me three times, hold up, rewind, that's not even possible" NF 😁

What it really means

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@Real1_balogun “…how they want to be treated…” no wonder many of them don’t stay relevant for long anymore. We’re breeding a new set of pampered players who only want things to go their way

@wtftarki Make I buy this one carry go house, make my mama dey spray sniper on top am 😭

The Crystal Ant 🐜 jacket ...

@SavvyRinu this na threat to my life atp

Hello, Tinubu, expect more of what?!!!!

No wonder they be shooting blanks

@Mbahdeyforyou if you like no rise up go hustle, you go tey for that tomb 😂😭

The tomb is empty, your account shouldn’t be😭

@sireliljosh @_VALKlNG lol… you fit don collect part of the 30 pieces of silver, make we no know 🌚

I was given a warning letter in church today. Pastor said the way I was dancing suggested that I was too happy Jesus was crucified.

@fkzeljeznicar Admin

Kraj! 🔵⚪

@LeaguesReporter She has to be African Player of the Year

Chiamaka Nnadozie against the defending Champions League champions, Arsenal. • 3 saves • Clean Sheet • 10 accurate long balls • 12 Recoveries • 43 Touches Straight to the FA Cup semi-final with Brighton 🧤